You know you're Jewish when...
The current joke is someone who gets heart surgery (the kind with a pig bladder put in your heart) but they keep kosher.
"Oh no, my body defies the laws of Kashrut!"
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You Know You're Jewish When You...
HumorNOTE: This "book" was written by my friend Silver in middle school. It's marked as complete because there won't be any more updates. It's staying up because people enjoyed it. Additionally, this book is a joke and does not intend to offend anyone. ...
