Pairs: Hey dad is it OK if I go on a date with my boyfriend Chad?
Michael: WHAT YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND PAIRS JACKSON YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU HAD A BOYFRIEND NO YOU MAY NOT GO ON A DATE WITH HIM UNTILL I MEET THI- THI- THIS CHAD DO YOU UNDERSTAND
Paris: OK OK I'll bring so you can meet him daddy.
Michael: and maybe if I like the guy and get to know him I'll let you go on a date with him is that a deal?
Pairs: yes daddy oh thank you thank you thank you daddy so much
Michael: your welcome hun love you
Paris: love you to dad
