FNAF Human Boyfriend Scenarios

His Favourite Pickup Line

Freddy Fazfuck-

'Are you from Tennessee? 'Cause you're the only ten that I see.'

You always giggled because of his cheesiness.

Chico Ducken-

'I'll give you a kiss, if you don't like it, you can return it.'

Always leaving you as a blushing mess.

Foxy's Swiggity Swooty Coming For That Booty-

'Are you treasure? Cause Swiggity Swooty, I'm coming for that booty.'

For some reason you saw that one coming.

Goldilocks-

'If nothing lasts forever, can you be my nothing?'

You were expecting a dirtier pickup line, but this one really grabbed your heart.

(My eyes started watering becuz I feel bad for him and ARGH!)

Michael Elizabeth Schmidt-

'Are you a banana? 'Cause your very a-peeling.'

That one cracked you up, sure it was pretty cheesy, but it was childish and adorable.

Teddy-Chan-

'I lost my Teddy bear, can I sleep with you tonight?'

You were lost for words, he was just so adorable and cute! But you said no for now.

Bonzi Bon-

'Is you hand feeling heavy? I could hold it if you want.'

His adorableness is sometimes too much to handle.

Miraculous Marionette-

'Are you a camera? Because every time I see you, I smile.'

That was one of this nicest and sweetest things you had ever heard, so immediately he scored a cuddle session.

Jerry-Jerm-

'Let me tie your shoes, I don't want you falling for anyone else.'

You thought that was very cute and sweet of him. He was even blushing when he said it! Can it get any cuter than this?!

Springzilla-

'If I were a stop light, I'd turn red when you passed by, just so I could stare at you longer.'

You had to hand it to him, it was pretty good pickup line, but also kinda creepy...

Keviii-nii-

'Your lips are looking lonely, do you think they'd like to meet mine?'

Even though you had already knew that one, it sounded better when Kevin was flirting with you.