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3:30 am
Brianna: omooo! sorry po.
Zeke Siko: Who are you?
Brianna: I'm brianna pretty
Brianna: you can't spoke tagalong country?
Zeke Siko: What? are you crazy? pffft.
Brianna: HOY ALAM KO ANG IBIG SABIHIN NG CRAZY AH HINDI AKO BALIW GAGO KA!
Zeke Siko: What?
Brianna: You don't understandimating me? ghad! you can't kidding me I know you spokening filipino country
Zeke Siko: Understand? yeah I don't understand you tss.
Zeke Siko: and wait.......brianna? dimagpantay?
Brianna: OO! IT'S ME!
Zeke Siko: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA\
Zeke Siko: kilala kita shet! hello ex ang ganda mo parin.
Brianna: PUTANGINA MO!!! NAGTATAGALOG KA PALA NILOKO MO RIN AKO!
Brianna: AT TSAKA ANO???? EX?????
Zeke Siko: oo hindi mo na ako tanda?
{ Brianna logged out }
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"Shetengina! Bakit nasend pa lahat kay ex ang dapat kong isend kay zeke?"
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RIP Engrish | Vernon Chwe
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