I just realized this was tagged under "romance" lmao
This story is the romance between me
And food
And probs gay fanfic tbh
I've been reading so much waycest fic lately and idk anymore
I don't even ship it because frerard but still
ALSO OUR REAL FIC GOT 100 VEIWS YAY
you should go read it if you haven't
unless you don't want too
ANYWAY
BACK TO THE NORMAL THINGS FOR NORMAL PEOPLE
so i looked up Ralph x Piggy
because
reasons
(They slept together in the book come on man)
ANYWAY
I didn't know people "drew things" for lord of the flies
Like sure it was all Jack x Ralph
but like
wow
just
wow
I guess if someone tries to kill you its just them trying to show affection or something??????
(((note to self: never date Jack)))
Plus it would be awkward dating someone with the same name as you
Because one day I ('ll leave you, A PHANTOM ((;3;))) will be cool
I will be a cool person named Jack
Because Jack is a cool person name
For hot people
That are also cool
Did I mention hot
If there is such thing as someone named Jack that does not possess these traits then sHOW ME BECAUSE I THINK ITS IMPOSSIBLE
OKAY SO STORY TIME
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Before Leonardo Dicaprio got an Oscar no one gave a shit about his Instagram
Except for a little someone named
Me
(I'm not actually named me but whatever you get the point)
You know how everyone is blocked by Dr.Phil on Instagram because "dADDY YES 🙏🏻😩😩😩👌👌❤️❤️🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦💦 I PRAY FOR THE BOMB DICK CUMMIES"
And all that
Well I kinda did that to Leo
But not
Because it was like
"I have 12 posters of you in my room that I stroke every night before I go to sleep. Sometimes, if I'm feeling extra wild, I lick them"
SO YEAH I WAS BLOCKED THEN UNBLOCKED BY SOMEONE THAT WON AN OSCAR
BEFORE THEY WON AN OSCAR
TAKE THAT HIPSTERS
How is there not Shrek x Dr.Phil stories
I would read that
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