JUST BECAUSE I'M A GIRL DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE TO EAT LIKE A ELF!!!!!
Okay, I will take a cupcake anytime. In fact I will probably take two or maybe even fifty. But that also doesn't make me fat either! It shouldn't matter to you what I eat unless you are genuinely concerned which I highly doubt you are!
I can eat whatever I want, I can work out and not be ripped. I can eat healthy and not be called a freak. And you know what! I can eat as many flipping cupcakes I want because you have no control over my life!
In fact the other day I went to this burger place, ordered the best burger I have ever had. Devoured it in about 5 minutes, and got stared at like I just murdered someone!
And just saying, girls have a better reason to devour a burger than any guy could ever have.... If you know what I mean.....
*awkward silence while guys try to decipher meaning*
Oh, and just to top it off. If I find out that ANY GUY has been making fun of a girl because of what she eats or what sport she plays, or even of she plays no sport at all!
You had better get your butt out of this country as fast as your sorry little soul can because I will rally the entire girl nation against you
And if you're not scared. I will make you scared...
