Love Is Strange~(A Gravity Falls Dipper Pines Story)

Chapter 2 Norman The Gnome???

"Mabel, remember what the book said about Gravity Falls? Trust no one!" "Yeah."

"Well, what about me, huh? Why can't you trust me?"  "Mabel, He's gonna eat your brain!" "Dipper, listen to me. Norman and I are going on a date at five o'clock, and I'm gonna be ADORABLE, and he's gonna be DREAMY." She pushes Dipper and I out of the room.

" Bu-bu-but"  "And I am not gonna let you ruin it with one of your crazy CONSPIRACIES!" She slammed the door in out faces." What am we gonna do?"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Soos was right. I don't have any real evidence. (Video shows Mabel teaching Norman hopscotch, but he only falls over. I guess I can be kind of paranoid sometimes and-"On the tape, Norman's hand falls off. He glances around, then reattaches it  Wait, WHAT?!. Rewinds the tape and watches it again. He screams and tips the chair backwards "I was right! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Grunkle Stan! Grunkle Stan! Grunkle Stan!" 

I follow behind him and see Stan on a stage in front of a bunch of tourists." And here we have Rock that looks like a face rock: the rock that looks like a face." 

"Does it look like a rock?"

"No, it looks like a face." 

"Is it a face?"

"It's a rock that looks like a face!" 

"Over here! Grunkle Stan!" We both shout.

"For the fifth time! It's-it's not an actual face!"

"He won't listen lets just go." I grab his arm and run once i see Wendy driving a golf cart. "Wendy! Wendy! Wendy! I need to borrow the golf cart so I can save my sister from a zombie!" Dipper shouts. She gives him the keys "Try not to hit any pedestrians.

Dipper gets in too and starts to drive,but Soos stops him." Dude, it's me. This is for the zombies. " He hands Dipper a shovel. "Thanks." Dipper says to him "And this is in case you see a piñata." He hands me a baseball bat. "Uh... Thanks?" I tell him and we drove off to save Mabel!!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

" Don't worry, Mabel! I'll save you from that zombie!" "We're coming!" A held my bat ready for anything.Who wouldve thought that i'd be chasing a zombie?! This is the first time im having fun here!!

"Help!"

"Hold on!"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"What the heck is going on here?!" Dipper says looking around and seeing gnomes capturing Mabel and I hid behind him once a gnome hissed us. "Dipper! Norman turned out to be a bunch of gnomes! And they're total jerks!"

"Huh? So Norman was a....Gnome all along?"  

"Gnomes? Huh, I was way off." He took the journal out of his vest and reads the relevant page aloud. "Gnomes: little men of the Gravity Falls Forest. Weaknesses: unknown." When Dipper lowers the book, he sees that the gnomes have managed to tie Mabel to the ground.

"Hey, HEY! Let go of my sister! 

"Let go of her or i'll kick your little gnome butt!" I grit my teeth and start pointing the bat towards him. "Oh! Ha ha, hey, there! Um, you know, this is all really just a big misunderstanding. You see, your sister's not in danger. She's just marrying all one thousand of us and becoming our gnome queen for all eternity! Isn't that right, honey? 

"You guys are butt-faces!" 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Whooo im glad that's over." Dipper sits on his bed while Mabel is jumping up and down on hers while im drawing on my notebook.Today has really been an interesting day but maybe it'll be today and tomorrow will just be like any other day.

"Yeah! It was fun ive never really had that much fun in my entire life!" "Awww! Im happy that you had fun then but don't worry the both of us will have the time of our lives!" Mabel smiles and hugs me "Oh no." Dipper just says.We spoke for a few minutes and we each of us went to bed little did I know that something has been watching me....

A/N: Whoa that was another longgggg chapter :D i really had fun writing this and please remember to comment and vote for more so stay tunes for more Gravity Falls!!!!!