Bell: Hi! Welcome! Author here! And yeah, this is a Ask and Dare book, FOR OUTLAST! You have so many to ask from. Let's introduce them... First, we got Miles!
Miles: Hey. The name's Miles Upshur. I'm a freelance journalist and ever since being at Mount Massive Asylum, I'm now the new host for the Walrider. FML.
Bell: Heheh... Now that you say that Miles, meet Wally!
Walrider: Hello....
Bell: Then there's Waylon.
Waylon: Hey, I'm Waylon Park. I used to be a software engineer for Murkoff. Until shit went to hell. But I managed to escape-
Miles: With MY jeep...
Waylon: *laughs nervously* Y-Yeah... And I have a wife and two boys.
Bell: Then Richard...
Richard: Hey, buddies! Nice to meet you, I'm Richard Trager... I used to work for Murkoff as a doctor and until... You know... I went to be the best surgeon ever!
Miles: You cut my fingers off...
Richard: Not ALL of them... Heheh...
Bell: Jeremy.
Jeremy: Jeremy Blaire's the name. I am the head of the Murkoff's high-ranking officials, a.k.a. Murkoff Executive.
Richard: He's my best bud.
Jeremy: Yeeaahh...
Bell: Then Chris.
Chris: Little pigs, I'm Chris Walker. I was once a patient at Murkoff. I a ex-military police, as well as having toured Afghanistan several times.
Miles: He also likes to rip people's heads off.
Chris: To contain the Walrider...
Miles: And we all know how that turned out...
Chris: *growls*
Bell: Anyways, next is Eddie.
Eddie: Hello, darlings~! I'm Edward Gluskin. I was a patient at Mount Massive and ever since my treatment, I feel "good as new"! *smiles*
Bell: And ever since the outbreak...
Eddie: Oh yes! And ever since the outbreak, I've been trying to find myself a bride~! But alas! I couldn't! Since they were all sluts, whores, and they would bleed easily!
Waylon: *mutters* Not to mention you string them up and cut their genitals off...
Bell: Yeah... Then there's Frank.
Frank: I'm Frank Manera! And I want your MEAT! *lunges for me, Chris holds him back* MEAT!
Bell: *laughs nervously* So... Then there's Dissociative Dennis. Along with his father, grandpa, and his brother named Timmy.
Dissociative Dennis: H-Hi... I'm D-Dennis... And I w-was a patient a-at Murkoff w-who had Multiple Personality Disorder (MPD) or Dissociative Identity Disorder (DID)....
DD/Timmy: Hi!
DD/Grandfather: Hello, lil' shits...
DD/Father: Hello! Who wants a hug? *has cleaver behind his back*
Bell: Ahem, no.
DD/Father: Aw...
DD/Grandfather: Dumbass...
DD/Timmy: Ha! He called you a dumbass, Pa!
DD/Father: Shut the hell up, Tim!
Dissociative Dennis: P-Please guys... L-Let Bell f-finish...
Bell: Thank you. Now next we have Andrew.
Andrew: Hey there, I'm Andrew. I work at Murkoff at the Morphengenic Engines. And I like my job. A LOT.
Eddie: *mumbles* Rapist...
Waylon: *mumbles* Ear licking bastard...
Bell: Aaaand I think that's all...?
Eddie: I believe so...
Bell: Okay! So, yeah. You can ask and dare us anything! So please, go right ahead.
Miles: Now what?
Bell: We wait for asks or dares.
Miles: For how long?
Bell: *shrugs* Dunno...
Miles: This is boring...
Bell: That's the point...
Jeremy: If there are going to be any of those whatever they're called, I'll be in my office.
Bell: Doing what?
Jeremy: Sniffing Coke and drinking martinis.
Richard: I'm coming with you.
Chris, Eddie, Waylon, Miles, Frank, & Dissociative Dennis: *sits down with me*
Bell: And the waiting begins...
YOU ARE READING
Outlast Ask & Dare
HumorJust as the title said. You can now ask and dare any character (and meh) from Outlast and Outlast Whistleblower (CAN'T WAIT FOR OUTLAST 2!!!). So go ahead! Ask and dare away! [I do not own any of the characters. Red Barrels does.]
