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Olivier: rise and shine!! 🌞🌞

Laurent: um oli................ it's 2 pm, and we already met at training??

Theo: yeah why are you saying that

Olivier: let's be real here, no one was awake during training 😒😒

Olivier: Santi ran into the goal, Aaron picked up the ball with his HANDS and threw it to the net because he said he was 'tired of playing FOOTball'

Olivier: Per forgot to bring Calum's cookies and Calum wasn't mad, and last but not least, Mesut thought the coach was me.

Mesut: okay okay, nobody was awake

Calum: yeah we get your point. oh and per, you owe me my cookies

Per: yes i know 😓

Aaron: i even forgot to have lunch and i just woke up from a beauty nap

Theo: who ever though having a kid would be this hard, right rambo? 😞

Aaron: yeah, but it's worth it ☺️

Hector: guys don't forget later we have to go back to the training ground to film a video for arsenal's youtube channel

Per: wait what? i didn't know that

Flam: not you per, only the iggy team 💁🏼

Per: ugh you guys are meanies

Mesut: that's what we're here for 👌🏻

Laurent: ew we have to go back?

Aaron: yeah, we're gonna introduce ourselves as the iggy team and the video will be uploaded to youtube

Hector: laurent, we talked about this. 4 pm, you can't be late

Laurent: fine 😤

Nacho: and here i sit......at home......... and i don't have to go back to the training ground because I'M NOT EVEN ON THE IGGY TEAM

Flam: no chill

Hector: nacho, we've talked about this. we can't put you on the iggy team for obvious and valid reasons

Alexis: on of the reasons being you're not cool enough, nacho 😂😂

Olivier: just chill out nacho, you're still our bro

Alexis: even i'm fine with not being on the iggy team ☺️ i'm not interested anyway

Nacho: i'd like to see things from your point of view, but i can't seem to get my head that far up your asses😡

Chambo: you can still hang out with us nacho

Nacho: whatever

Laurent: guysss drop the topic

Olivier: we have far better things to do 😾💅🏻

Olivier: like discuss what we should say for the video later

Hector: we'll say that we are a newly created team and we are inspired by juve's dab team

Calum: whaaa we can't say that 🙀

Aaron: why not? it's the truth, anyway

Calum: but i want us to be considered cool, awesome, and original, not just copying another club

Flam: let's just say that we're excited to announce that we have formed a new, tighter family 😊

Alexis: but i thought WE ARE family 😔 not only the iggies

Theo: of course we are, alexis. flam, we shouldn't say that

Flam: right, right. that's wrong 😕

Hector: you know what? let's just let the words fall off of our mouths later in front of the camera 😓 i'm tired of discussing this

Per: anyway, what are you guys up to right now?

Alexis: i'm playing with humber and atom 😍🐕🐶🐶

Aaron: i'm trying to figure out how to change diapers without getting squirted on with pee 😖

Theo: i can teach you, rambo!

Aaron: i'd love that!! 😃😃

Flam: i'm facetiming mesut 💗

Mesut: yep we're facetiming😄

Gabi: ahh i try to learn english????

Hector: that's so great, gabi! 👏🏻👏🏻

Gabi: thank you 😊

Santi: oh my god, gabi's first sentence without question marks, and his first emoji 😳😳😳😳

Chambo: gabi, congrats on losing your emoji virginity and not using question marks anymore 💪🏻💪🏻

Gabi: thanks???

Nacho: lol there he goes again

Gabi: no that is sarcasm

Alexis: guys, let's support gabi and help him learn english 😃

Theo: bro, what do you think we've all been doing our whole life? 😓😓

Alexis: good point 😕

Olivier: will you guys shut up for a second?? i'm currently trying to figure out why it hardly ever snows in london

Laurent: you mean googling?

Olivier: no, i'm building my own theory 😌

Mesut: you? building a theory? about what? about why you wore a pink shirt and pink trousers to training one day?

Aaron: oli, i think you better google it. i don't think your brain is capable of doing such a thing 😐

Olivier: damn aaron you're such a dick

Olivier: just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one 😒😒

Santi: SAVAGE 👏🏻👏🏻

Flam: here goes another fight on this group #sighheavily