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The grenade knocks the aliens eye out and falls into him. The alien does a spastified move before exploding and disappearing. The other aliens all blow up and spontaneously  combust. Everyone runs out and cheers for me. Later that day I laugh at the special Family Guy episode Seth Macfarlane made based on today's events.The TV flicks of and I whirl into a sleep.

That night I dreamed about what happened last week. I dreamed about killing the alien after creating an alien race with her. When I wake up I smile at my arm which A gave me back. Not all of this was bad. I told you, I'm really cool. 

I will tell you one day about the time I made carrots fly or the time I made a dog turn into a cat and then a frog and then a horse. I told you I had powers. My powers are that I always get into awesome, screwed up situations and end up saving the day. Now go away so I can watch the footy.

A's POV

He walks back into the house and treads over me. He doesn't know that when I had sex with him I put an alien egg inside of him. The next time he bleeds aliens will attack. I haven't lost yet Michael Perry...

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