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3- y u so sarcastic

Stiles: I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?

Me: no wtf Stiles

Stiles: ah, that's right, you know my name but idk yours

Me: whatever

Stiles: hi whatever, it's a pleasure texting you!

Me: y u so sarcastic

Stiles: I'm 147 pounds of pale skin and fragile bones. Sarcasm is my only defense!

Me: oh. So if you have fragile bones does that mean I can break your arm if you ever text me a pickup line again? :)

Stiles: I... wow

Me: meow

Stiles: what?

Me: cat

Stiles: stop

Me: mop

Stiles: what the fk r u doing

Me: you

Stiles: ...

Me: ;)

Stiles: well, that escalated quickly

Me: ;;;;;)))))

Stiles: I HAVEN'T EVEN KNOWN YOU FOR A WHOLE WEEK

Me: ;(((

Stiles: WTF

Me: STILES THAT WASN'T AS BAD AS YOUR PICKUPLINES

Stiles: pickup lines***

Me: ur annoying

Stiles: I know

Me: anywayyyyy

Stiles: yeah?

Me: how's Lydia?

Stiles: Attachment: 1 image

Me: I LIKE HER SHES SO ME

Stiles: shut up you're nothing like her

Me: bro

Stiles: what bro

Me: you can't run bro

Stiles: shut up bro

Me: bro, you can't run

Stiles: bye bro

Me: bro
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Me: broooooo come back

Me: bro? Ugh