New Recruit

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(Batman)
We have a new recruit her name is Radioactive. She is Romanian and speaks choppy English. She is 13.

That is all.

(Batman has logged off.)

(Bart)
HiI'mbartallenakaimpulseilikevideogamesdoyouspeakspeedster

(Radioactive)
Greetings.

(LB)
R u sure we dont have an alien

I'm lagoon boy

(Radioactive)
Art say and I say, 'screw you.'

(BB)
I'm beast boy but my name is Garfield

(Radioactive)
I know not how pronounce dat

(BB2)
I'm blue beetle

(Radio)
Hello

Time skip after introductions

(Bart)
So
What'd they say

(Radio)
Day say you brain made of chicken whizzes

(Bart)
SO THATS THE SHIT THEY'VE POURED DOWN YOUR BRAIN

(Radio)
Please inform me on the definition of 'shit', that I may understand

(Bart)
...
...
-_-
Its worse than I thought

(Radio)
I is confused

(Bart)
It's a future thing

(Radio)
Very well
I is going watch sleepy hallows

(Bart)
WAIT NO

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