i'm just mocking my prior self

secondary intro ?

wow hello gals and gays. this is me, again, just three years later. i'd say i look at least 12 now.

i recently went through this account and wow. this book is a fucking relic. i saw how embarrassing this shit is and kind of just want to go through and make fun of it. just bear with me here, okay?

i think i'm just going to unpublished the whole thing, slap on a new fancy cover, and just "republish the old chapters in order with my reaction in tandem.

sound good?

good.

with that being said, here's my second disclaimer.

•my name is still aubrey
•i'm still opinionated, just a bit more rational (i'd like to think at least)
•i have a feeling i still won't edit this shit
•i'm not an artist, i never was lol
•i'm not narcissistic, nor am i really an asshole
•i'm a lesbian
•i go by she/her pronouns
•i actually fucking love dogs now. i have one of my own and work at a pet store where i get to play with other people's dogs all day
•i'm not funny or ironic, i never was and probably never will be

is there anything i'm missing?

oh yeah, the fact that this line was fucking corny in the first intro and i'm not using it again