i'm just mocking my prior self

heres where i'm going to have to stop you

OKAY LOL UH

there's a lot to unpack here so why don't we start at the beginning

everyone in my middle school friend group was fucking gay so while the "shipping" bullshit was real and.. awkward... i blew it out of proportion by a long shot here

additionally,

you see how our ship name was JARS?

that stood for JUPITER and MARS

i went by fucking.. MARS for like three months

that's all i have to say about that