Jokes that are so dumb, they're funny!

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Q: What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
A: Aye Matey
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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?
A: Names
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Q: What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
A: One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean
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Q: What kind of bagel can fly?
A: A plain bagel
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Stacy: Is there a hole in your shoe?
Tom: No
Stacy: Then how did you get your foot in?
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Q: Where did Mary go after the explosion?
A: Everywhere
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A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200.
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Q: What was a more important invention than the first telephone?
A: The second telephone
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Q: Did you hear about the antennas that got married?
A: It was a nice ceremony... but the reception was amazing
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Stacy: Knock Knock
Tom: Who's there
Stacy: Europe
Tom: Europe who?
Stacy: No ur a poo hahaha
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A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.
It's a shitzhu.
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Bill Gates farted in an Apple Store and stank up the entire place. Buts it's their own fault for not having Windows.
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Tom: "You know, it's times like this I wished I had listened to what my mother has told me."
Stacy: "What did she say?"
Tom: "I don't know, I wasn't listening."
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Q: There are 500 bricks on a plane. One falls off. How many are left?
A: 499

Q: What are the three steps to putting an elephant into an refrigerator?
A: Open fridge; put elephant in; close fridge.

Q: What are the four steps to putting a giraffe in a refrigerator?
A: Open fridge; take elephant out; put giraffe in; close fridge.

Q: The Lion King is having a birthday party. All the animals attend but one. Which animal is it a why?
A: The giraffe because he's stuck in the refrigerator.

Q: Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way to get across is to swim. She swims across and makes it to the other side without safely. Why?
A: The alligators where at the birthday party.

Q: Sally dies anyway. Why?
A: She got hit in the head by the falling brick.