TEXTING | S.S. [1] ✓

1- yodalicious

REWRITTEN 21.02.16

Unknown number: are you related to yoda? Cause yodalicious

Me: excuse me?

Unknown number: wrong number

Me: yep

Unknown number: I'm sorry, I though I was texting this girl, sorry

Me: okay

Unknown number: I'm really really sorry, this is kind of embarrassing

Me: yeah

Unknown number: sorry

Me: okay.

Unknown number: I'll stop bothering now

Me: ok
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Me: wait!

Unknown number: yea?

Me: you were going to text a girl THAT pickup line?

Unknown number: someone gave me her number and I didn't know how to start the conversation

Me: so you were going to start it with THAT pickup line???

Unknown number: uh, yeah?

Me: wow

Unknown number: what?

Me: I'm sorry, that would've been creepy

Unknown number: then what should I say?

Me: "hello"

Unknown number: trust me, I've tried that at school and she'll just ignore me

Me: then how were you supposed to text her? Wouldn't she just ignore you as well?

Unknown number: I was thinking of not giving her my name, like in those Wattpad Fanfictions of Harry Styles....

Me: Fanfictions????

Unknown number: uh, yeah, thanks for the advice, anyway. Um, bye.

Me: yeah, bye

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I rewrote this because I found it like sh!t