Dumb Hetalia Fanfic Moments

Chp 2

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-"WARNING SMUT, R18+!!1!!" Author is 11

-when authors try to make it "sad" but it's just someone ending up in hospital for a day

-when it's an OC x country it's easier to describe them, but with reader it's just "I pushed my (hair length) (hair colour) locks away from my (eye colour) eyes and stared down any my (skin colour) legs hanging off of the side of my (favourite colour) mattress." Too many ( )

-also with OC x nation. Sometimes they're quite good but no one reads them because they don't want to because they'd rather read a fic of that nation with a ship

-when you're reading a pretty good story then an OC pops up and destroys all ya ships

-the word "orbs"

-"I'm dying (name)." Croaked ____.
"No you can't die!"
"K then." He then climbs out of the hospital bed, grab (name)'s hand and leave.

-why are all of the reader inserts straight ships? Like if you're looking for girl x girl it's always "male!(female nation)" or "male!reader"

-you need to specify if you want "male!reader" because they assume that if you're looking for reader x country you must be female

-when reader-chan is the most mary-sue person ever because EVERYONE LOVES THEM

-suicidal reader never seems to get over depression and continues to nag for attention until she gets a boyfriend

-although many people will have different opinions, I hate mpreg!anyone. MEN CAN'T GET PREGNANT, OKAY? Do you anything about humans?

-like where does the kid grow? or come out from? what the hell?

-when the author doesn't know whether to use a pronoun or their name and no one can tell who's talking anymore
He stared at him with cold, sharp eyes before he opened his mouth to speak.
"What are you?" He spoke in a deep, monotone voice.
"I don't know what you're talking about" He said.
"You know what I mean," he said,
"answer me!" "No!" He yelled, pushing him away.
Who are you people.

Please comment ideas because I may run out. Also you can request ships.