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The Story Begins

Barry The bee woke up in his motherfucking crack-den when shrek ws banging on his door, "Hold on, fuckface, i'm cumming" Barry said, When he opened the door, he was greeted by his ogre loanshark, "Hi yellow cancer cell, Do you got my fuckin' mula, nigga?" "Give me one more day, fam, dont kill me nigga" Said the bee, "No more changes, nigga, i'm poppin' a cap your ass" Shrek pulled a M4A1 out of his side pocket and fired at Barry, Barry dodged this and threw Ramen Noodles at Shrek's FUCKIN FACE, You could hear faint cries of ecstasy from nowhere, It was Pink Guy, He slit Shrek's neck and licked the noodles from Shrek's FUCKING FACE. Barry ran out the door and stole a getaway lamborghini, He then pissed in the seat and hid the keys after he was at his destination, the was at "The Wash", Which was the local strip club, he goes in and sees Carl Wheezer, (His long-Time friend) at the pole. "Hey Big Boy, I'll suck your croissant in the back if you buy me some cigarettes" Carl said, Barry declined and Began shooting Carl, directly hitting his crotch, abdomen,  and chest, killing him instantly. Barry then shoots up the entire strip club and burns it to the ground, and drives away, He then sets spikes in the road and drives to a Vietnam war veterans convention and sets off fireworks, and forcing them to have PTSD Flashbacks, flip over tables, and kill fellow veterans. Barry drives away laughing into the night. Stay tuned for part 2 :^)))))))))))))) <3