Percy is twenty six
He's been working for the avengers for a long time and its great
He lives in the city with his beautiful wife annabeth
And it can't get any better
That is
Until he gets a text during a meeting with the New York press
Percy sort...
"Your smashed", Tony said as Percy stumbled into Natasha, "NO I'm not, that ham", he snorted
Clint chuckled as Steve dragged Percy to sit down, a bunch of kids were snickering in the corner, one got up on the small stage
"Slam poetry!", he yelled and flipped his ugly scarf over his shoulder, "lets play a game!", Percy sat up to grab his beer, but Bruce swatted his hand away
"I'm going to say something and someone else finishes!", he said happily, Percy huffed and stared at the guy before baring his neck and laying his head on the back of the booth chair
"Oh man! I'm so hungry I could eat a...", the guy trailed off, "tampon!"
Natasha covered her mouth as Percy shouted it, the whole team snickered, "Ok- food- it should be food", the guy said, Percy smiled at himself and sat up
"I need to get home so I can feed my...", Percy answered Immediately "Boner!", Steve hit Percy in the head as he bursted into a fit of giggles
Steve grabbed Percy bicep and pulled him up, "lets go", he sighed, we got out on the street and Percy leaned on Thor
A police officer walked by, he glared at Natasha gun around her waist, this didn't go unnoticed by Percy
"Helloooo, you got something to say?", he stumbled and Thor reached out for him, the officer eyes him, "shouldn't have a gun on you, sweety", he said to Natasha, she raised an eye brow
Percy threw an arm around her, "Natasha has the right to bear arms!, Not that she already has bear arms",he added Natasha elbowed his in the stomach as Tony laughed
She started dragging him off, "you salty idiot", she sighed as we walked to the hidden jet, "I am the son of the sea God", he mused, "how does Annabel love you", Clint joked
Percy smiled, "Annabeth, how is she- man, what does she see in me, she's. ..
Smart, and beautiful, and amazing
And by some miracle, she loves me!", he threw his arms out, a huge grin on his face
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