YOU:
ok but when is kang gonna call on me so i can go to the "bathroom" and get this pizza my arm is getting numb i've had it up for like eight years
AREUM:
you ain't going to that bathroom
AREUM:
not before me
KOOKACHU:
but i didn't invite either of you???
YOU:
sucks for the both of you!!! i already have my hand raised HAAAN!!!
YOU:
wOW AREUM YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO HIT ME UPSIDE THE HEAD THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR
AREUM:
so? you mad because kang let me go to the bathroom and not you?
YOU:
I HAD MY HAND RAISED
AREUM:
fuck your hand bro
AREUM:
lmao "fuck your hand"
AREUM:
get it
AREUM:
bc masturbation
AREUM:
and taehyung masturbates a lot lmao
CHAEJIN:
you would know that wouldn't you areum
AREUM:
don't do this rn areum don't get him started
YOU:
well maybe i wouldn't have to jack off so much if i had someone to help me @areum
AREUM:
then you should probably put an ad up in the school paper i'm sure at least one of these hoes would love to jack your long hobes havin ass @taehyung
HOEBI:
once again, i am a target of peer pressure,,,,
YOU:
i do beat my meat too often tho its a problem tbh
YOU:
my right arm is getting bigger than the other
KOOKACHU:
JEEZOUS KWISE
HOEBI:
i don't even know why i let myself be surpised by this revelation
YOU:
i can't jack off with both hands man i'm not ambidextrous
HOEBI:
....................... so how's the pizza areum?
AREUM:
it's orgasmic!!
YOU:
just like my stroke game areum hmu
CHAEJIN:
WILD
KOOKACHU:
YO STOP THIS MAN STOP
HOEBI:
why are you like this
YOU:
savage life 24/7 that's why
AREUM:
that's it i'm filing for copyright infringement you kEEP copyING ME
YOU:
no!!!! don't!!!!
AREUM:
and!!! i'm not bringing back any pizza!!!!!
YOU:
BAE I WAS JOKING PLEASE
YOU:
doNT DO THIS TO ME
YOU:
WHAT ABOUT US
YOU:
WHAT ABOUT A LL THAT WE'VE BEEN THROUGH
AREUM:
what about you stop bein a whiny ass bitch?
HOEBI:
curv't 🌀
YOU:
fack off
AREUM:
or jack off
AREUM:
and this time be sure to use your left hand tae
KOOKACHU:
this is your weatherman jeon jungkook speaking and today's forecast is 3°C and rainy with a 100% chance of L's and harsh 14mph wind curves please dress appropriately and good morning america
CHAEJIN:
this is korea tho
KOOKACHU:
dis dick ain't smol tho
AREUM:
rELACKS™ JUNGKOOK
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kiwi | kim taehyung
Fanfiction❝ 021-819-4426: so what's my name in your phone? ;) ❞ « in which five teens come together in a group chat to cheat on mr. kang's physics exams.
