INTERNET FRIENDS ( SIMON MINTER ) ✓

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@WedgemanSimon: YoooOoOoOoOooOooOoOooO Cahrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

@Char_lotte: was that supposed to say Char?

@WedgemanSimon: MmmmmHmmm mmmH

@Char_lotte: noice

@Char_lotte: why are you even up, it's 3 am?

@WedgemanSimon: WHY ARE YOU UP, MOM???????????

@Char_lotte: I can't get to sleep and decided to revise and watch friends. You didn't answer my question, why are you awake?

@WedgemanSimon: do you want me to sing to you so you can sleep????

@WedgemanSimon: SO NO ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GOING TO BE THIS WAY

@Char_lotte: let's not play this game

@WedgemanSimon: YOUR JOBS A JOKE YOURE BROKE YOUR LOVE LIFES DOA

@Char_lotte: thanks

@WedgemanSimon: ITS LIKE YOURE ALWAYS STUCK IN SECOND GEAR WHEN IT HASNT BEEN YOUR DAY YOUR WEEK YOUR MONTH OR EVEN YOUR YEAR

@Char_lotte: you done yet?

@WedgemanSimon: BUT

@Char_lotte: oh god here we go

@WedgemanSimon: ILL BE THERE FOR YOU WHEN THE RAIN STARTS TO POUR ILL BE THERE FOR YOU LIKE IVE BEEN THERE BEFORE ILL BE THERE FOR YOU

@Char_lotte: CAUSE YOURE THERE FOR ME TOO

@WedgemanSimon: yesss Charlotte man!!

@Char_lotte: I'm female....

@Char_lotte: The regular monthly periods prove it

@WedgemanSimon: I'm glad you have a healthy menstrual cycle

@Char_lotte: want the dets?

@Char_lotte: well every month I have the worst cramps then boom blood = period

@WedgemanSimon: THANKS FOR THE LITTLE SCIENCE LESSON

@Char_lotte: YOU ARE VERY WELCOME

@WedgemanSimon: :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

@Char_lotte: back to the previous question, why are you awake at three?

@WedgemanSimon: you ask too many questions

@Char_lotte: that's not an answer

@WedgemanSimon: I don't sleep

@Char_lotte: sleep is good though

@WedgemanSimon: so is party and I is A Party anImal

@Char_lotte: you've been to a party?

@WedgemanSimon: hmm hmm

@Char_lotte: and you're drunk?

@WedgemanSimon: BINGO

@Char_lotte: What's my prize?

@WedgemanSimon: this

*WedgemanSimon sent a picture message (the media)*

@Char_lotte: beautiful. Now where are you?

@WedgemanSimon: whyyyy ;))

@Char_lotte: are you at home?

@WedgemanSimon: yeppp

@Char_lotte: are you safe?

@WedgemanSimon: awwwww little Charlotte cares

@Char_lotte: who is there with you?

@WedgemanSimon: Josh, Vik. Vik is sobes. Josh is not as drunk as me.

@Char_lotte: are you okay?

@WedgemanSimon: You should come over

@Char_lotte: I'm in Leeds

@Char_lotte: are they looking after you?

@WedgemanSimon: they are but I want you

@Char_lotte: tough, now put your phone down and let them look after you

@WedgemanSimon: but I don't wanna

@Char_lotte: you need to go to bed

@WedgemanSimon: bueiidn ud aojd wnanjd

@Char_lotte: same

@Char_lotte: now go to bed you need to sleep

@WedgemanSimon: butttttttt its fun not being in bed

@WedgemanSimon: I mean everything is fun in bed but only Josh and Vik are here and I don't wanna bang them

@Char_lotte: #minizerk

@Char_lotte: threesome goals

@Char_lotte: bed

@Char_lotte: please

@WedgemanSimon: fine fine anything for youuuuuu Char Char

@Char_lotte: thank you

@Char_lotte: good night/morning

@WedgemanSimon: nighttttmorninggggggg

@WedgemanSimon: Charlotte?

@Char_lotte: this is not trying to sleep...

@WedgemanSimon: Charlotte?

@Char_lotte: Simon?

@WedgemanSimon: Charlotte?

@Char_lotte: what?

@WedgemanSimon: I don't hate you

@Char_lotte: I don't hate you

@WedgemanSimon: I love you Charlotte