Michael

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"The only reason why the New Directions won regionals, was because the freakin' clown was as high as kite," said Santana as we walked down stairs into the corridor.

"No! It's because we are amazing and we did Michael," replied Kurt matter-of-a-factly.

"What was that?" asked Mr.Shue walking up to us.

"We are sad that we missed our only chance to do Michael," said Mercedes, sadly.

"I've been thinking about it and he should do him for Regionals!" exclaimed Mr.Shue walking away.

"I know a great song to start off 'Michael Week'!" answered Blaine doing a little dance move.

Blaine with New Directions:
I said you wanna be startin' somethin'
You got to be startin' somethin'
I said you wanna be startin' somethin'
You got to be startin' somethin'

Blaine (New Directions):
Too high to get over (Yeah, Yeah)
You're too low to get under (Yeah, Yeah)
You're stuck in the middle (Yeah, Yeah)
And the pain is thunder (Yeah, Yeah)

Too high to get over (Yeah, Yeah)
You're too low to get under (Yeah, Yeah)
You're stuck in the middle (Yeah, Yeah)
And the pain is thunder (Yeah, Yeah)

Blaine (New Directions):
I took my baby to the doctor
With a fever but nothing he found
By the time this hit the street
They said she had a breakdown!

(Aaah) Someone's always trying, (Aaah) to start my baby crying
(Aaah) Talkin', squealin', lyin'
Sayin' (with New Directions: You just wanna be startin' somethin')

Blaine with New Directions:
I said you wanna be startin' somethin'
But you got to be startin' somethin'
I said you wanna be startin' somethin'
But you got to be startin' somethin'

Blaine (New Directions):
Too high to get over (Yeah, Yeah)
You're too low to get under (Yeah, Yeah)
You're stuck in the middle (Yeah, Yeah)
And the pain is thunder (New Directions Girls: Na na na, Na na na na) (Yeah, Yeah)

Too high to get over (Yeah, Yeah)
You're too low to get under (Yeah, Yeah)
You're stuck in the middle (Yeah, Yeah)
And the pain is thunder (New Directions Girls: Na na na, Na na na na) (Yeah, Yeah)

Blaine (New Directions):
You're a vegetable (You're a vegetable)
You're a vegetable (You're a vegetable)
Still they hate you (Still they hate you)
You're a vegetable (You're a vegetable)
You're just a buffet (You're just a buffet)
You're a vegetable (You're a vegetable)
They eat off of you (They eat off of you)
You're a vegetable, ow! (You're a vegetable) (Wee!)

Blaine with New Directions:
Lift your head up high
And scream out to the world!
I know I am someone
And let the truth unfurl!

No one can hurt you now
Because you know it's true
Yes, I believe in me
So you believe in you!

Blaine:
Help me sing it!

New Directions (Blaine):
Ma ma se, ma ma se, (Hoo, hoo!) ma ma coo sa!
Ma ma se, ma ma se, ma ma coo sa! (He, he, he!)
Ma ma se, ma ma se, ma ma coo sa! (He, he, he!)
Ma ma se, ma ma se, ma ma coo sa!
Ma ma se, ma ma se, ma ma coo sa! (Help me sing it, baby!)
Ma ma se, ma ma se, ma ma coo sa! (He, he, he!)
Ma ma se, ma ma se, ma ma coo sa! (Yeah!)
Ma ma se, ma ma se, ma ma coo sa! (Sing it to the world!)
Ma ma se, ma ma se, ma ma coo sa! (Sing it out loud!)
Ma ma se, ma ma se, ma ma coo sa! (Whoo, hoo!)
Ma ma se, ma ma se, ma ma coo sa!
Ma ma se, ma ma se, ma ma coo sa!

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