The Ends People Will Go To For A Fucking Fictional Creature

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Josh and Chris rode up the mountain on Josh's Skarmory.
You'd think it would take them forever, but Skarmory flew very quickly because Josh taught him the move Agility which increases your speed (which you should never put on a competitive Skarmory btw).

They got to the summit in only a few minutes, but surprisingly they had found that people were already there looking for Arceus.

"Lets just ignore them" said Josh and they started searching for Arceus.
But about 10 seconds later, Chris broke the number one rule of Pokemon: he made eye contact with someone.
"HEY U LOOKED AT ME FERNY LERTS BETTLE DESU".
And the battle began.
"Chris you idiot"
"I'VE NEVER PLAYED POKEMON HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW".
The random trainer threw out a Luxray.
"ERMEGERD THATS SO CUTE DESU"
Said Chris
"What in the actual fuck is wrong with you".
"JUST LOOK AT IT".
Because Josh was super MLG he won easily with just a Charizard.
"JOSH I WANT IT"
Josh reluctantly gave Chris 70 PokeDollars.
Soon afterwards they found Arceus. Now their team consisted of Arceus, Charizard, and Luxray.

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