rant #3 - online relationships.

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by lowjain

by lowjain

Aha.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHno.

Like, seriously no v.v

What the fuck are you doing?

STAHP.

STAHP NOW.

Before I say anything, I've been in an online relationship and I am EMBARASSED to say that and you should be too.

Like, no. SERIOUSLY NO. I CANT STOP SAYING THAT.

1. It is NEVER EVER EVER EVER going to work out!

2. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT LOVE FUCKING MEANS.

3. YOUR ABOUT ME LOOKS LIKE SHIT WITH ALL THAT SAPPY CRAP.

4. It is NEVER EVER EVER EVER going to work out! AGAIN!

5. And the whole "I've been waiting to tell you. I'm sorry it took so long!" YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD BE SORRY FOR? FOR PISSING ME OFF THAT'S WHAT.

AND OMFG.

THIS IS WATTPAD. FUCK YOU.

HONESTLY, FUCK YOU.

I DONT REMEMBER SAYING SHALLOW I LOVE YOU'S OVER PM BEING CONSIDERED READING AND WRITING.

AND, NO, BITCH, YOUR STUPID ASS 30 DAY LETTER CHALLENGE IS NOT A FUCKING BOOK. THAT IS NOT WRITING.

AND NEITHER IS "LETTERS TO ADAM" LIKE FUCK YOU. JUST STOP. GET OFF WATTPAD, ASSHOLE. YOU DON'T BELONG HERE AND GO TAKE YOUR STUPID ASS ONLINE RELATIONSHIPS TO MEETME.FUCKINGCOM.

AND OMG. THEN THEY STOP BEING FRIENDS CUZ GUESS WHAT? THEY BREAK THE FUCK UP.

SHOCKER :O

Anyways.

All I've got to say, is that, if you were infront of me, I'd take you by the hair and shove you in front of a truck. Multiple times.

Lots of love,

Jain <3 <3 <3