ZOEY
"Why do you think you should get into heaven? You tried to assassinate someone!" Jesus says.
"That 'someone' was Donald Trump! He deserved to die, and I didn't even kill him! I just payed someone to kill him!" I exclaim. Jesus sighs and turns to Caitlin.
"And you! Your not getting into heaven either!" Jesus exclaims.
"Why not?" Caitlin asks.
"Because you trespassed on ancient Mayan ruins!" Jesus says.
"I was trying to get a good angle for my picture!" Caitlin exclaims. Jesus rolls his eyes.
"You know what, I'll let you guys get into heaven if you can go to hell and bring one person who does not deserve to be in hell back to heaven, but of course I can't trust you to go there on your own, so I will send one of my angels to supervise you." Jesus says.
"CASTIEL." Jesus shouts. After a minute an angel runs in and turns to Jesus.
"You called for me my lord?" The angel says.
"You must supervise these two as they go on a quest to hell, make sure they don't mess anything up." Jesus says.
"Yes sir." Castiel says. He starts walking and Caitlin and I follow him.
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heaven and hell (but mostly hell)
HumorThis has nothing to do with religion and its probably going to offend a lot of people but i don't care!
