Our story begins with Steve, your average meme hunter, living in the North Pole. Steve was kind of out of his league when it came to memes, but this never stopped his hunting antics.
Steve was moving at a normal pace, some might call this walking, but Steve called it Steving. Anyways, Steve was Steving home. He lived in an igloo made of his collection of memes. They weren't the best of memes, but they were Steve's memes, and thats all that mattered to Steve.
As he Steved home, he heard strange noises, ones that he had never heard before. But alas, he knew the sound from somewhere, but where? Out of nowhere, a hooded figure appeared before Steve.
The hooded figure just stood there, observing Steve, and Steve did just that as well. They stared. For days. Just staring.
A few weeks later the hooded figure blinked.
"AHA! YOU BLINKED!! I WIN, YOU LOSE!!", exclaimed Steve.
"So I have, Junior", responded the hooded figure.
"Junior", Steve thought to himself, as he had not been called this in a long time. And the only one who called him this was....
"MASTER?!"
"Yes Steve, it's me", said the hooded figure while removing the hood.
When the hood came down, Steve cried tears of joy. His master. The one who had thought him all about memes and their secrets. The one and only, Shia LaBeouf.
"How long has it been?", asked Master Shia. "Four years, no?"
"Yes master, it has been quite some time. How about you come to my place and I show you my collection of memes."
Master Shia and Steve spent the rest of the night in the Meme Igloo and making the dankest of memes.
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The Quest For Memes
HumorSteve is your average meme hunter, a tad horrible one at that, but his life changes for the meme-er when his old master returns to teach him the true ways of meme hunting.
