This is the Christmas we all will remember,
When Star Wars premiered the 18th of December
And though Star Trek and Lost were both very great feats
Abrams wanted something even Christmas can't beat
He made a new villain, his name Kylo Ren
Abrams was giving it one hundred and ten
Get laser projectors! we have no time for lights!
We need to watch all 6 movies tonight!
The 18th arrived, I woke up with much glee
it was then, I noticed, I didn't put up a tree
I felt bad for a second, but forgot in a hurry
I had to arrive 8 hours early
Star Wars was great, but to Abram's Dismay
The gargantuan hype only lasted two days
everyone, everywhere went home that day
and put real Christmas lights up for display
They all put up trees that late December
and remembered the true Jedi they should remember
YOU ARE READING
How Star Wars Stole Christmas
HumorSo I know this is somewhere on Wattpad. My sister's friend posted it, but I assure you, I wrote it.
