Luke: Princess I have to be honest with you
Ruby: oh my god what
Ruby: what's that supposed to mean
Ruby: fuck what did you do???
Luke: Oh I didn't do anything I was just gonna tell you something
Luke: Thanksgiving is the weirdest fucking holiday I've ever heard of
Ruby: AHAHAHA happy thanksgiving you filthy Australian !!!
Luke: You too, you stupid American
Luke: Seriously tho, you're eating food in celebration of the pilgrims getting along with the native Americans
Ruby: it's an excuse to eat so I don't mind
Luke: The food is so weird tho
Ruby: are you guys celebrating it or..?
Luke: Our manager insisted we participate in "preparing the thanksgiving feast". Michael burnt himself almost immediately and Ashton and I slipped into our rooms. I think calum is still in the kitchen wearing an apron and making apple pie
Ruby: I love apple pie. or any kind of pie.
Luke: What's your family doing?
Ruby: currently they're starting a family riot or something I'm not even sure
Ruby: every man in my family insisted cooking is a woman's job (sexist assholes) so they got drunk already and my mom and my sister - in protest - got too drunk to cook so it's just my grandma and I making everything.
Ruby: never visit the Montgomery household when the whole family is in town
Luke: Noted
*hemmo1996 took a screenshot!*
Luke: RUBYYYYYYY
Luke: THAT SNAPCHAT WAS ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE
Ruby: I didn't send you a snapchat
Luke: Someone did. It was just a picture of you sleeping on the couch
Ruby: my sister must've stolen my phone while I was asleep im gonna set her on fire
Luke: It was so cute oh my god you're so perfect
Luke: I want to sleep with you someday in the most platonic sense possible
Luke: I just wanna curl up with you and fall asleep on your couch and I wanna see your family duel it out over thanksgiving duties and I just wanna be with you someday
Luke: February
Ruby: February.
Luke: I'm so excited you have no idea
Luke: How many tickets do you need?
Ruby: just one
Luke: You don't want to bring any friends?
Ruby: I'd bring my sister but she's going to be out of state
Ruby: anyone else would think I'm crazy
Luke: Why would they think you're crazy?
Ruby: "hey, wanna come to this concert with me? I know the lead singer of the opening band, he's gonna let me backstage and also he thinks I'm perfect"
Luke: Sounds pretty legit to me
Luke: You technically know the whole band
Ruby: I only talk to you
Ruby: and occasionally Michael but he just sends me pictures of you on snapchat
Luke: I seriously hate him
Luke: Two tickets then?
Ruby: ONE
Luke: Fine whatever
Luke: I'll throw my guitar pick to you
Ruby: I'll take off my bra and throw it to you
Luke: Wait until we're alone for that
Ruby: LUCAS ROBERT HEMMINGS
Ruby: IM GONNA SLAP YOU ONE DAY
Luke: It would be an honor to be slapped by you, Princess :-)
Ruby: go help with thanksgiving
Luke: I love you
Ruby: fuck off
Luke: God you make me so happy ok goodbye
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...honestly what WAS that
SHOUT OUT TO gummybearmuke FOR HELPING ME PLAN THE OFFICIAL ENDING YALL AINT READYYYYY FOR THESE CHAPTERS OH SHITTTTTTTTTT
okay next update will be Tuesday I love you all and have a terrific day/night
