How In The Hell Is This Possible

Don't Cry

As the door swings open I can see now that he's been crying. He beckons me in shaking slightly. We sit down on the brown couch in his hotel room and he begins to cry. He's shaking more than before.
"Jack,"
I say calming my voice being as sweet as possible.
"Don't cry,I'm sure everything is fine!"
"NOTHING IS FINE"
He's yelling now and I keep my calm demeanor.
"I LOVE HIM AND HE'S AS STRAIGHT AS A STICK AND I'M STRAIGHT AS A RAINBOW!"
I'm not sure what to say,and before I can help my self I let out a little giggle and imediately cover my mouth.
"WHAT IS SO FUNNY?"
He's in tears and yelling at me to tell him but I can't stop laughing until he eventually collapsed on the ground in tears. I go to him and say through the laughter,
"What if I told you an important secret?"
His head popped up and he said through stifling back tears.
"W-what?"
"Sky is here,Now,Picking up Mark because he is too afraid to talk to you because he loves you too,That's why I was laughing!"
He shot up at my words grabbed his jacket and proclaimed to me.
"LET'S GO GET HIM THEN!"
"Let's hurry Sky said their just about to leave the apartment."
He grabbed my arm and we ran together to room 130. What happened next is the stuff of romance novels.