FanMail | Malum

^Character Answers^

Yo, here's the answers ((:

Michael;

Q: I LOVE YOU AND DONT GIVE UP ON GETTING CALUM TO ANSWER YOU CAN DO IT

Mike: THANKS LOVE! i PROMISE TO NEVER GIVE UP, i HAVE FAITH (:

Q: i think you're pretty mikey xx

Mike: thank you love, means a lot!

Q: yo, I'm praying to god, ghandi, Buddha, Oprah, and the aliens that Calum answers your letters

Mike: dayum gurl so many queens in one sentence, but thank you i hope so too!

Q: how would you expect Calum to respond to your letters/questions?

Mike: i don't expect him to, i just hope he does! He's my sunshine, i hope he'd notice me eventually

Q: why do you love Calum so much? (lol i mean who doesn't love Calum but)

Mike: just him, you know? His personality, his kindness, his voice, his sense of humor, and it helps that he's literally sex on legs.

Damn I've got it bad.

Q: aye remember me u fucker aka ur best friend not that Kayla hoe

Mike: lolo wen ur best friend is so obsessed with you That she can't stay in her own lane [boy, but we go where we want to]

Q: do you think Calum will ever respond to your letters?

Mike: i think he will. I'm negative and realistic about everything in my life, Calum responding is my last hope, my last thing to hold on to.

Calum;

Q: bro remember the dude that wrote about how you masterbate with your parents initials on your hand??? Write him back?

Cal: hmm.. That letter doesn't sound familiar. Too bad i don't know who it was from

Q: are you completely done with your team of women?

Cal: yES. they're getting on my nerves like BISH i sAiD i WASNT iNTERESTED...MULTIPLE TIMES.

Q: are you gonna respond to Michael?

Cal: Michael, Michael.... Which Michael are we speaking about again?

Q: that letter that stuck out, RESPOND

Cal: OH! That letter! Of course. I'll get to it. Eventually.

Q: Mikey's cute trust me.

Cal: i'm sure he is. Couldn't be as cute as Dylan tho

Ashton;

Q: I'm sorry people are mean to you in the mail ): i think you're perfect

A: it's ok love! Everyone gets hate sometimes, I'm used to it. Thank you (:

Q: keep painting your nails

A: what color next

Q: HEY-O ASHTONIO-- why do not like reading Fanmail that much?

A: it's okay, just (in a totally not non asshole sounding way) we have a lot of fans. We won't be able to reply to all so it's not fair to me.

Luke;

Q: you should date Ashton k bye

Luke: maybe if he was gaY k bye

Q: take off your shirt more pls

Luke: i am insecure about my body ):

Dylan;

Q: lol new phone who dis

Dylan: ur mum

Shawn (Michael's Bf);

Q: can i murder you ((:

Shawn: go ahead and try bitch

Q: y u a bootyhole

Shawn: you are what you eat, cupcake

Q: bitch, Back away from from the princess and let his prince come and rescue him from your fire breathing ass.

Shawn: hoe, you talking to me? i will drag your ass back to where you come from tf?? Michael is mine and that's that, so deal with it!

Q: excuse me sir, but um can you like go away an tumble left off a cliff?

Shawn: you go first and show me the way

Q: you need some milk

Shawn: lactose intolerant Bish come @ me

Q: you sir are a joke. Also please put on your location i just want to talk (:

Shawn: cute (: try tindr tho, ain't about dat lyfe

Zandra;

Q: i hope you start getting better soon baby doll (:

Zandra: thank you!!

Hannah;

Q: take care of baby mehicky

Hannah: of course, anyone touch Mikey and i will not hesitate to shank

Q: let's be friends, bc i have a partner and i can't fuck with you

Hannah: that's chill, hmu

Anthony;

Q: what was it like having a conversation with calcium hoodlings?

Anthony: who? oh cal! It was great, he has the biggest heart age I'll remember it forever (:

Kayla;

Q: i don't even remember you but i don't like you

Kayla: hurt me once, shame on you, hurt me once I'm done with you!

(Author hums 'dancin with a wolf' in the distance)

Emma;

Q: They're gay so whatever you do won't change them

Emma: lmfao, im Lowkey dating the author of this book so i feel

(Yo, ily babe)

Destiny (moi);

Q: ily you're great

Destiny: as are you Hun (:

Q: hmuuuuu

Destiny: *slides into your dms*

Q: ur lit af

Destiny: thx Bae, got kik?

Q: love you Sheila, plus your bio is literally me

Destiny: lolo who tf is Sheila but ily2 and yaaaas

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i hoped y'all liked that (: