I'm Sorry!!

Introduction

Picture above is Sam.🔝🔝🔝

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Introduction
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"Come here Sam. I have something for you" Dream guy whispers. As I walk up to him he wraps his arms around me and leans in. We're eye to eye. He closes his eyes and leans in-

"Ahhhhh!" I scream as I feel ice cold water being poured on me. I hop out of bed and run straight into a wall. "Ugh." I groaned as I pick myself up from the floor.

I turn as I hear the most annoying sound ever. Xander's donkey laugh.

"Haha you s - should have seen y-your face." Xander said while doubling over in laughter.

"Haha. Very funny. " I say while holding my head. I look to see him still laughing at my misery. "Watch your back." I threatened while giving him the death glare. He shuts up instantly.

"Look I'm sorry for dumping water on you but um...you see...I...um...HERE I COME MOM!" He says while dashing out my room.

"YOUR MOM IS NOT EVEN HERE!! THIS IS MY HOUSE!!" I scream after him.

I walk into my bathroom and peel off my now wet pajamas. I walk back into my room in only my undergarments. I don't take a shower because I already took one last night. I change into my black ripped jeans, white loose belly shirt that says "I'm not going to listen so don't bother" in black ink, a black beanie, and my black ankle boots.

I look at the clock and see I'm late for class. "Oh shit my mom is going to kill me" I muttered to myself. I grab my leather jacket and my book bag and run out my room and down the stairs.

"About time." I hear Xander say as he eats my twinkies. Wait hold up MY twinkies!!

"Drop the the twinkie or I will cut off your dick and sew it to your forehead and make a new type of unicorn."

He looks at me then at the twinkie , then at me agian then at the twinkie. He slowly picks up the twinkie and bites it.

I see red ,nobody touches my twinkies. I let out a war cry and dash at him with all my speed. He tries to run but ends up trapped in a corner. I jump on his back as he's turned around back facing me. I grab his hair that he spends so much time perfecting and I mess it all up.

"NOT THE HAIR!" He exclaims as he tries to pry me off his back.

"YOU ATE MY FOOD. MY TWINKIES OUT OF ALL THINGS. AND YOU EXPECT ME NOT TO REACT!!" I scream as I hop of his back.

"They are just twinkies!" He says as he grabs a spoon and looks at his reflection, fixing his hair.

"JUST TWINKIES! They are not just twinkies. They are america's sponge cake. They are heaven in cake form. " I state.

I huff and walk towards my front door. I grab his keys and run to his car. I unlock it and get the drivers seat. I start the engine. Now your probably wondering "Why are you taking his car?" But it's not just "a car" it's his baby.

He comes out my house and his eyes widen as he sees me in his baby.

"GET OUT OF JEFF!" He yells while running to me. I pull out the driveway and drive down the street. I look in the rear view mirror and see that he is running behind the car. I speed up all the way to 60 mph and drive to school.

As I pull into the school parking lot I remember something. I left him alone at my house....with my food. "FUCK!" I yell as I get out his car.
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Did I do okay? Should I continue?