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-November 23, 2015-

Oposey:
YO

YO YO

YO YO YO

DylanObrien:
wth

Oposey:
GOOD MORNING

*TRIES TO ANNOY YOU*

DylanObrien:
*SUCCEEDS*

Oposey:
RUDE

DylanObrien:
WOMAN

Oposey:
you've gotta stop assuming my gender

[Notification: Message from @HollandRoden]

HollandRoden:
you are Dylan's friend

Oposey:
who's asking

lol jk

HollandRoden:
so what's your name, mysterious internet woman that Dylan talks to everyday

Oposey:
Ryan

HolladRoden:
I love your name

Oposey:
thanks I got it for my birthday

HollandRoden:
I see why he likes you

Oposey:
WAIT WHAT

HollandRoden:
Whaaaaaaat

Oposey:
your lying

HollandRoden:
you're*

Oposey:
YOU'RE AVOIDING

HollandRoden:
I said nothing your hearing things

Oposey:
you're*

HolladRoden:
stop immediately

[Notification: Message from @DylanObrien]

DylanObrien:
I HAVE ONE QUESTION

Oposey:
guacamole

DylanObrien:
guacamole?

Oposey:
guacamole.

DylanObrien:
maybe guacamole will be our always

Oposey:
ew no

DylanObrien:
JESUS CHRIST

Oposey:
nope just Ryan

DylanObrien:
YOU'VE RUINED OUR MOMENT

Oposey:
FUCK

DylanObrien:
WATCH YO PROFANITY

Oposey:
nnnnnO

DylanObrien:
oh

Oposey:
*o'h

DylanObrien:
omg

Oposey:
*o'mg

DylanObrien:
i can't with you

Oposey:
yet you can't without me either

DylanObrien:
remind me why we're friends

Oposey:
because i got the memes

DylanObrien:
oh right

Oposey:
o'right

DylanObrien:
it's time to stop

Oposey:
I TRIED TO MAKE RESERVATIONS AT THE LIBRARY

DylanObrien:
what???

Oposey:
BUT IT WAS BOOKED

nice

DylanObrien:
what am I gonna do with you

Oposey:
I know what you're gonna do with me

DylanObrien:
dammit Ryan

Oposey:
dammit Dylan

DylanObrien:
thanks

Oposey:
what's up homie

DylanObrien:
hanging homie hbu

Oposey:
waffles

I'm eating waffles

DylanObrien:
i want some

Oposey:
no

my waffles

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