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chapter one

- August 16, 2015 -

@DylanObrien: T Posey? More like T Nosey.
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[in response to @DylanObrien]

@Oposey: Don't diss the Posey
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[in response to @Oposey]

@DylanObrien: the Posey is dissed
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[in response to @DylanObrien]

@Oposey: RUDE
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[Notification: Message from @DylanObrien]

DylanObrien:
I am NOT rude

Oposey:
what the hell is a Dylan

OH FUCK YOU JUST

I JUST

omfg how

DylanObrien:
okay calm down

Oposey:
r u real

DylanObrien
I think so

Oposey:
I just broke my lamp

DylanObrien:
why would you do that??

Oposey:
I'm freaking out rn

why would you take time to talk to me??????

DylanObrien:
ok then

Oposey:
NO

FUCK

DylanObrien:
fine

introduce yourself

Oposey:
I am Ryan

DylanObrien:
no you are RY RY

Oposey:
Dylan no.

DylanObrien:
Dylan yes.

Oposey:
ok Brian

or Bry Bry

DylanObrien:
screw you internet woman

Oposey:
I'm sure you'd want to

nice

DylanObrien:
did you just 'nice' your own comeback???

Oposey:
you would too if you had good comebacks

nice.

DylanObrien:
oh God

Oposey:
o'God*

DylanObrien:
why

Oposey:
why not

DylanObrien:
ok so tell me more about you, strange internet woman

Oposey:
did you just assume my gender

DylanObrien:
oh shiz

i apologize

Oposey:
it's chill dude

you assumed correct

DylanObrien:
tell me about you

Oposey:
why are you showing so much interest in me?

DylanObrien:
because i think you're cool

and i love getting to know fans

Oposey:
did you just fan-zone me?

DylanObrien:
lol

Oposey:
no it's a legitimate question

it is crucial for my sanity

haha nvm i lost that years ago

DylanObrien:
nah lol

Oposey:
o'good

DylanObrien:
i would ask why but i know what you'll say

Oposey:
heh am i that predictable

DylanObrien:
you're far from it

Oposey:
why thank you kind sir

DylanObrien:
are you ever going to tell me about you

Oposey:
o'yeah

DylanObrien:
go on then

Oposey:
i am a short sarcastic bitch tbh

DylanObrien:
that's a little harsh

Oposey:
i'm a little harsh

DylanObrien:
i can tell