The Adventures of Lenry

~ PART 1 ~

(anything in brackets and is bold is an author's note)

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once upon a time there was a princess tall ballerina butterfly cupcake frog guy called henry. henry was a baker because, ya know, ehhh idk why. (?!?!)

one day, henry went to the park because he felt like it. so, when he was there he bumped into a hot guy sass queen ballerina shortie.

"Oops!" said the guy. 

"Hi" said henry. "my name is henry," he told the short guy. 

"mine is leo." said the hottie man.

"i work in a bakery. wanna hear a joke?" henry loved telling jokes.

"yeah alright." henry was so happy that someone finally wants to hear his jokes because people think they're not funny. well, they aren't funny, but henry thinks otherwise.

"knock knock"

"who dat?"

"a cow goes"

"a cow goes who?"

"a cow goes moo, not who"

leo just stared ay henry, unamused. then he said, "you're cute." henry blushed and then he died.

leo said, "oh my poor baby henry!"

henry suddenly woke up and smiled, his dimples were so cute he looked like an angel. well, he always looks like angel but yeah. so anyways....

"i'm okay daddy!" (HE CALLED HIM DADDY OMG LENRY IS REAL I SHIP IT #OTP)
and then they kissed for 21 hours and then stared at each other's eyes (not in a creepy way) and

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JUST KIDDING ITS NOT THE END

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so, yeah HE CALLED HIM DADDY

and then they both smiled at each other. and then came a guy called neil, (neil is a dark lenrie.) and his friend llama (who was a demon lenrie BECAUSE HE GOT NO CHILL! #nohomo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )

anyway. so. neil and llama. they were looking at leo and henry. then they we like $;&:??,?!!/?/?:! (fangirling) (i mean, fanboying.)

"i'm going to tell them."  said llama

"no." neil said

"yes"

"no"

"yes"

"NO WAY"

"YES WAY"

"NOOOO"

"i'm going to tell them."

"LLAMA NO!"

"LLAMA YES"

llama went to them and neil followed him.

llama was like "awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww you two lovebirds"

neil screamed.

"WHY LLAMA WHYYYY!!!!!" he shouted. 

"love?" henry said, "i love you leo" (OH. MY. GOD.)

"i love you too" said leo, blushing (but not dying).

neil screamed and llama was like !#$^*($&$ (fanboying) and LENRY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER

THE END (for real this time)

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