hIII GUYS. HARRYLOUYEAR! I HOPE 2016 WILLBE YOUR BEST YEAR YET. IM SO SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING, MY BRAIN IS FUCKED UP. BUT HERE QWWE GOOO,
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Hazzaaaa: OUIEEEEEE
Tommo: Yes, love?
Hazzaaaa: Stahppp, making me blush.
Tommo: That's my job, also to make your weewee hard :))
Hazzaaaa: ...
Hazzaaa: Anyway, I need your help
Tommo: OF course you do peasant. bOW DOWN BABY
Hazzaaaa: UM COULD YOU STOP
Tommo: NO.
Hazzaaaa: WHY DO YOU MAKE THINGS SO HARD
Tommo: HARD DICKS ARE MY QUALITY
Hazzaaaa: LOUIS!
Tommo: HARRY!
Hazzaaaa: So anyway, my sisters birthday is coming up and I don't know what to get her. ANy ideas?
Tommo: How about... a Louis. Everyone wants a Louis for a present
Hazzaaaa: No, you are mine.
Tommo: tsk tsk. Share. Listen to your elders. Look both ways before eating a banana.
Hazzaaaa: :/
Tommo: Sorry, please go on
Hazzaaaa: SO I was thinking maybe getting her a fedora?
Tommo: lmao xD.
Tommo: But like what are you gonna get her
Hazzaaaa: uM I just Said A FEDORA
Tommo: Oh.
Hazzaaaa: whats wrong with that?
Tommo: Nothin, its a perfect gift for someone
Hazzaaaa: :) !
Tommo: if you hate them with a strong passion :p
Hazzaaaa: Louuuuu
Tommo: Yes say my name
Hazzaaaa: WHAT AM I GOING TO GIVE MY SISTER
Tommo: NOT A FUCKING FEDORA THATS WHAT
Hazzaaaa: WHATS WRONG WITH FEDORAS
Tommo: WHATS NOT WRONG WITH FEDORAS
Hazzaaaa: WHATS NOT RIGHT WITH FEDORAS
Tommo: THEYRE UGLY
Hazzaaaa: *GASP*
Tommo: Wait wait wait. I'm sorry I took it too far
Hazzaaaa: I think I would like to leave now
Tommo: well I'm not holding you, go for it
Hazzaaaa: .____.
Tommo: Oh right
Tommo: Oh baby please don't go. I didn't mean it
Hazzaaaa: :)
Tommo: Just take a seat baby, relax.
Hazzaaaa: aw
Tommo: Just listen to the sweet sounds of me skinning my neighbor :)
Hazzaaaa: oh.
Tommo: All for you baby :)
Hazzaaaa: um
Tommo: Lay down as I suffocate you with my thighs
Hazzaaaa: I think I should go,
Tommo: ill sing you a lullaby
Hazzaaaa: ...
Tommo: as I rock you to sleep with my thighs of thunder :))
Tommo: I louis you bby, :}
Hazzaaaa: um so yeah. I'm jus gonna get my sister like a card or something
Tommo: wait
Hazzaaaa: Write a nice little note, it'll be nice
Tommo: Say it back :(
Hazzaaaa: what
Tommo: say ily back ::((((
Hazzaaaa: You didn't even say I love you.
Tommo: no no, even better that I love you
Tommo: i LOUIS you <3
Hazzaaaa: That's not better or even remotely close to the same
Tommo: Louis is more than love. And I louis hazza more than love itself
Hazzaaaa: Okay, love.
Hazzaaaa: I louis you :)
Louis: I Harry you <3
