Oi oi ! Soooo sorry for the latest update in history but ya know, yeyatwje. so yeyahsjskm what even is this update wtbh
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Not Larry though :)
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Lou: Hazza!
H. : Aye
Lou: wyd?
H. : beating my meats. wbu?
Lou: wait wait wait.
H. : Yes?
Lou: You. are beating your "meats"?
H. : Yes.
Lou: What do you mean you're beating your meats.
Lou: Im texting a pedo.
Lou: Oh god what will mum say
Lou: *continuously texts pedo*
H. : how am i a pedo
Lou: you're beating your meaTs while texting mE.
Lou: rip to the squad fam.
H. : whatdoesthatevenmean. is it illegal to beat your meats while texting a friend?
Lou: 2hat. find your chill
H. : *picture attached* ?
Lou: oH
H. : You filthy thing!!!!&&$&
H. : did you srsly think i would text you while touching my willie ?!??
H. : louis, im hurt.
Lou: whats wrong with texting mE while beating your willie.
H. : w h a t.
Lou: Am i that disgusting. im not good enough to be contacted while you willie beat
H. : this was a setup
Lou: did you meet someone else. perhaps another stranger that you can willie beat along with??!? hm.
H. : St ah P
Lou: I will have you know, I willie beat while texting you all the time.
Lou: doing it right now actually.
H. : EHWTASHSKX
H. : Find your child.
Lou: wha
H. : chill*
Lou: oh okay. so how you been
H. : no wait we are going to talk about how you willie beat.
Lou: oh so first I grab some nice skin care lotion
H. : NO WAIT.
Lou: Then I dim the lights and get comfy on me bed.
H. : LOUIS WNOU
Lou: Finally I get undressed and begin to text you.
H. : Yu cAn ST OP Now
Lou: then i get back dressed bc ew no harry.
H. : oh.
Lou: im sorry but its hard to willie beat to you when you talk about your infected rashes in hidden areas.
Lou: pictures do not help either.
H. : LOHSU YOU ZAID WE WOULDNG TALK ABOUF THAT ANYMORENSHS
Lou: THINGS CHANGE. PEOPLE. PEOPLE CHANGE
H. : DONT WILLIE BEAT TO MEANYMOREHM
Lou: NO
H. : Y U DO DIS
Lou: SHSHXHSGSBX
H. : IAGWGSJSUX
*An hour later*
Lou: you're cute
H. : *willie beats agressively*
