HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IM BACK. IAND JJBFBKJNFQ I HAVE NO IDEA WHWRE IM GOING WITH THIS BUT OH WELL. SOMEONE COMMENTED AND IT INSPIRED ME TO DO ANOTHER CHAPPIE..
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Remember when Louis and Briana got matching tattoos, then fucked each other on tour buses, then fell in love and all that good shit.
OH WAIT.
THAT WAS HARRY AND LOUIS.
not larry though. :)
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green beans: how big is it
Nicki Kardashian: what henry
green beans: how BIG is it
Nicki Kardashian: how BIG is what
green beans: *blushie face* louuu, dont make me say it
Nicki Kardashian: *straight face*
Nicki Kardashian: you asked me Henry.
green beans: yeah but you should know,..
Nicki Kardashian: ..............
green beans: your ass.
Nicki Kardashian: what
green beans: how big is it. your ass
Nicki Kardashian: are you horny harry. is this like a booty call for you
green beans: what, no. this is a serious question. i need to know Mrs. Kardashian
Nicki Kardashian: oh. well I will have you know. I have the MOTHER of all asses.
green beans: ..really
Nicki Kardashian: yes, you've never seen anything like it, babe. ;)
green beans: Lou, I gotta go. but I WILL text you later.
Nicki Kardashian: alrighty
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green beans: louuuuuu
Nicki Kardashian: what peasant
green beans: is this how you treat your lovely wife.
Nicki Kardashian: Im not the father.
green beans: what, that doesnt even make any sense.
Nicki Kardashian: so wyd kiddo.
green beans: nothing, writing a poem.
Nicki Kardashian: Oooooh, lemme see.
green beans: emmm.. idk if you'll like it.
Nicki Kardashian: Baby Taz, let me seeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
green beans: taz??
Nicki Kardashian: Tarzan. now, lemmeee seee.
green beans: okay, its just a rough draft so dont laugh.
Nicki Kardashian: jsut do et.
green beans: okay..
MY DICK
MY DICK IS HARD LIKE A STICK
SOMETIMES I WONDER WHEN WILL MY DICK NOT BE HARD
BUT THEN I REMEMBER I PLAY CARDS
OOOH OOOH BARS.
*finger snaps*
Nicki Kardashian: ....
green beans: well..? what did you think?
Nicki Kardashian: oops, gotta zayn!
green beans: what? who's zayn??
Nicki Kardashian: nevermind.. um, that poem was very.. um
Nicki Kardashian: It was very... it was.
Nicki Kardashian: I loved it man!
green beans: really?!
Nicki Kardashian: no.
Nicki Kardashian: just don't write poems okay?
green beans: *crying face* really?
Nicki Kardashian: .....
green beans: ....
Nicki Kardashian: ...............................
green beans: ............
Nicki Kardashian: yes.
green beans: k
Nicki Kardashian: Harrrryyy, I'm sorry.
green beans: it's okay, haha.
Nicki Kardashian: really?
green beans: yeah, I wrote it when I had a hard rock boner and things got emotional.
Nicki Kardashian: I see.
green beans: Im tired, so Im gonna go to sleep. Night lou :)
Nicki Kardashian: Night Hazza <3
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I DIDNT EVEN READ THIS OVER SO READ AT YOUR OWN RICK OK.
