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VOLDEMORT IS GOING TO SING THIS  SONG FOR HARRY POTTER. ENJOY!

Nice to meet you

Where you've been?

All these years I've been waiting.

Magic, madness and only sins

Saw you in Hogwarts and I thought,

Oh my god! Look at that face!
You look like your father James.

The games he played – do you wanna play?

I came hidden,

under a turban,

So that I could be by your side.

It was shocking, seeing you fly

And I knew you got your father's genes

Coz every rule you'd bend

How come Fluffy became your friend

You were just a kid, undertrained

(And so easily you shot to fame!)

So are you gifted?

Or is it Dumbledore's game?

I know ya' scared of Dementors!
Their sight gives you a searing pain.

Got a long list of Death Eaters,

They'll tell you I'm the lord.

They are all faithful servants,

And Bellatrix's on the top!

Coz I'm strong and powerful

I've managed to come this far.

Left your parents breathless

And you with a nasty scar.

Got a long list of protestors!

(a side effect of fame.)

They call me You –know- who.

So scared- can't even utter my name!

The boy who lived

The Chosen One

Because of me you're having fun.

Read my mind

Anytime

You're a speck Harry I am the sun.

Find out what you think

Can curse you before you blink

This is worse than what you think!

OH YES!

Screaming , crying, hurting scar

Harry you've come this far.

Wounded wizard, horrible pain

It's all a part of this nasty game.

LUCIUS: Oh my god! Who is she?

The brightest witch I've ever seen

Red haired guy- sure a Weasley

I don't wanna say but you make a great team.

So you're in Gryffindor?

Slytherin's not your piece of cake.

For that you;ve to be wicked

Creative smart and not fake.

Voldy: Got a long list of Death Eaters

They'll tell you I am the king.

Belatrix, Narcissa, Lucius

My praise- they all sing!
Coz you're a part of me,

I want you by my side.

Try Occlumency

Yet there's no way to hide.

Got a lomng list of your soldiers

Who learn Dark Arts form you

To defend themselves

And Dumbledore too!

The thing you only deserve is Harry torcher

Don't say I didn't say I didn't warn ya'! (X2)

So is it gonna be forever

In Hogwarts you'll hide?

Or shall I keep your place vacant, in case you change your side?

You all awfully good people,

Think that I am insane

My bloody souls is in pieces

This ain't any Quidditch game!
Coz you're young and stupid

I'll help you from now on

It'll make us stronger!

Anew benchmark will form

Even though I have no nose

(this is not what I chose)

I got my Nagini baby!

Life is a bed of rose!
 

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