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'The key', random shiz

Hey guys baz here...

I'm gonna talk about the new book. (Which is 'the key')

Don't
Let
Your
Brother
Borrow
Your
Damn
Phone

I feel like i want to slice his neck open
He accidentally delete the shucking chapters.
Rolls eyes

Yeah says the boy who is 24/7 on his phone reading and playing games.
Rolls eyes

Well its my fault anw. I'm the one who let him borrow my phone.

But its so hard to remember back wht i wrote. Thank god i had a copy for the part 2.

Part 1 is damn missing because of my damned brother. But i still love him

Not
Jk love you bro ham

i'm listening A.M by 1D rn to calm my damn veins that is nearly popping out of my skin.

AND

i will be busy these days because of school
Rolls eyes


I wish chill pill is real so i can chill.

Good thing my sister hates my phone.
Unrolls eyes

He is lucky that his room is downstairs. Or in the morning my mom saw him probably tied to his closet. Oops

Zayns high note gives me strength for not strangling my brother.('you and i' is life tho)

I really just want to talk about my problems to you guys. I felt like you guys are with me or its just a ghost waiting for me to walk out my room and kill me. But either way its good. Just erase the ghost part tho.

Imma keep on writing im really scared right now. I scared myself way to go bazilah. Great now im talking to myself.

I'm not just in the maze runner fandom tho. Im in 1D, JB, maze runner, more.

I was reading a niall horan book (in wattpad) and my phone died. Dafaq no. I was getting in the best part where Alex and niall gonna bump into each other.

So i borrowed my moms phone and i thought some random ass dude was texting my mom so i go to my stupid ass self and text the shuck out if him (or i thought)
 
(I translated to english cause yall aint gonna understand)

I was saying "this is her daughter" "you better stay away" "i will tell my dad about this" and they texted back saying "Bazilah?" "What are you doing with your mothers phone?" "Im your grandmother"
I was like well shet.

Well how do i supposed to know?? I thought my mom would give it a name.-.
She left it with the number saying 'unknown'

And yes i'm sneaky and nosey. Dont complain cause i got it from my dad. (You dont need to comment yall)

My brother's name is Daniel if y'all wondering. Idk i just want to tell you guys.

I'm wondering how the hell did harry styles  have four nipples. I mean Louis is lucky he can suck on it. #sorrynotsorry

And idk why some ppl says that our smol porcupine is cutting and doing drugs. What the fack man. Imma stab a bitch if someone spreading some shit rumors about each of them. He is maybe ill or sick but that doesnt mean he is cutting and doing drugs. I hope all those rumor spreaders just stop. Just pls. Just join the fandom hoe. God. Who spread rumors about hottest
Man in the facking world? Just let them rest. Its their break, they deserve a break from this shit. Louis is healthy. Calm down, he aint doin' that. He know life is worth living. With harry. ANYWAYS calm down fam but srsly tho who is the first one to tweet that? im gonna hunt her down. Cold hearted hoe thats what she is. A.M is my jam, and you and i is lifeeee.
Fr tho.

But if some rumours like niall is confirmed a bread and zayn is coming back and larry is getting married im srsly tweeting the shit out of it. Larry is real. just its real. Accept it hoe. Ziam is real too. Oops

Thank god niall is behaving last year (2015) that angel is behaving. All of them are angels. I SUGGEST TO HEAR 'YOU AND I BIG PAYNO REMIX'
It sounds good fam. Ovaries exploded everywhere.

Twitter : puggskjellberg

Im a bro
*Brofist*

I want to pee but im too scared. The bathroom is literally outside my room to the right but im scared of the dark. Sorz

I had a lot of phobias

If i  just saw a small spider my hand start to shake crazy. Even small noises like people chewing it drives me mad. Annoyed af. Me and my father same. My mom bro and sis didnt see anything wrong with it, they start to chew louder. (Teasing)
Rolls eyes

I nearly want to tape everyones mouth.

Okay okay i think i let it out already. Things keep holding me down is out. Feels good.
Thanks for reading xx

-Baz<3

NIGHT Y'ALL