Blame it on the Alcohol

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"Hey,you're up," said Finn.

"Did you guys drink last night?" I asked them.

"Nope!" Kurt answered.I sat down on the sofa next to Finn and went to sleep again.

I woke up and it was 10pm on Sunday. I got up and went to the kitchen were my family were.

"Hi!" I said.

"Hello sweetie, I'm sorry but there was an accident at work so Burt and I have to go but I'll see you later!" Mom told me before leaving.

Kurt offered me some breakfast but before I could answer, I had thrown up all over the place. I had spent the rest of the day in the bathroom, throwing up or sleeping.

~Monday~

"I have the worst hangover ever!" Santana said.

"I spent the whole weekend either sleeping or being sick,"I replied.

"I know. When my Mom asked what the sound was, I said I was practicing my bird calls," Tina answered. In glee club Mr.Shue wants us to sing the song we chose to preform 'Blame It (On the Alcohol)'.

Artie (with New Directions):
Blame it on the goose, got you feeling loose
Blame it on the 'tron, got you in the zone
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
(Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol)

Eh, she say she usually don't
But I know that she front
Cause shawty know what she want
But she don't wanna seem like she's easy

Puck (with New Directions):
I ain't saying what you won't do
But you know we probably gonna do
What you been feelin' deep
(Insi-i-ide, don't li-i-ie now)

Olivia with New Directions (with Artie):
Boy what you drinking?
(Gonna let sink in)
Here for the weekend
(Thinking we can)

Mercedes:
See where we can be if we press fast forward (Santana: Ooh)
Just one more round and you're down, I know it (Santana: Ooh yeah, yeah)

Artie with New Directions (with Puck):
Fill another cup up
Feeling on your (butt what?)
You don't even care now
I was unaware how

Artie:
Fine you was before my buzz set in (Mercedes: My buzz set in)

Artie with New Directions:
Blame it on the goose, got you feeling loose
Blame it on the 'tron, got you in the zone
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
Blame it on the vodka (New Directions: Hey)
Blame it on the henny (New Directions: Hey)
Blame it on the blue top (New Directions: Hey)
Got you feeling dizzy (New Directions: Hey)
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol

Artie (New Directions):
Ooh see
She spilled some drink on me (On me)
And now I'm knowing she's tipsy (Tipsy)
She put her body on me
And she keep staring me right in my eyes
No telling what I'm gonna do (Gonna do)
Baby I would rather show you (Show you)
What you been missing in your
Li-i-i-ife when I get insi-i-i-ide

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