josh and the mowing machine // joshler

tyler moves too quick in relationships

the next morning at school i saw brendon and immediately sat next to him.

"hey there tyler!" he laughed as I wrapped my arms around him.

"good morning mr urie!!!!" a smile placed across my face. "guess what? my mom is glad I finally made a friend and she invited you over for dinner, im so excited and hope you can come!"

"well, that's great tyler!" he patted my head. "I'm glad I made a friend too."

"now be warned, dear Brendon, my parents are super posh and they don't really pay enough attention to me, or the dog, so if they say stuff like 'oh we just enjoy the comfort of our home and beloved tyler!' then just go with it. it'll be cool-" I cut myself off as I saw josh, showing off his pink hair with a white button up and giving me a slight wave. in the hallway I saw Jenna frantically waving me over. "h-hold on Brendon...Jenna is like...dying out there."

i skipped outside and as soon as I got out there she said behind clenched teeth, "do. you. see. josh?"

"i told ya! I'd never lie to ya!" I smiled. "he looks so cute. I wanna hug him. I'm going to."

"honey, please don't."

"well why?"

"because well there's one thing me and ashley didn't tell you and it's that he's putting-" she was stopped by two pale arms wrapping around her face, two pale arms that belonged to a blue haired hurricane.

"heyyyyyy.....Jenna why don't you finish that sentence differently?" ashley suggested.

"oh ya...um Tyler? we feel as if you're rushing into this. you only knew him for a few hours and already asked him to go to a concert with you and now your ready for the hug stage? nuh no." Jenna choked out.

"well me and Brendon have hugged and I don't think it's that big of a deal? we've only known eachother for a day?"

"well...at least not with dun." that's when the bell rang. I sat in my seat and found that there was books next to the side of me that Brendon was not occupying. soon enough head of pink was next to me.

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   after school, Jenna and ashley talked on the phone once again.

            "jen, he's not ready why were you about to tell him!?"

            "cause he needs to know! he deserves to know. I'm scared of him getting hurt if he doesn't."

             "here's my preference, Jenna. I feel like this is a good thing."

             "what!? ashley, it's josh dun. I mean, what we wanted to tell him is that he had a bad boy image and it looks like he's putting on a phony, see through, cover up and trying to change his image."

          "but who do you think he's changing it for?"

          "the teachers of this year! his future!? Ashely i don't think you-.....ohhhhh....am i thinkin what you're thinkin? cause im thinkin im thinkin what you're thinkin."

            "well, honey im thinkin that depends on what you're thinkin."

            "well im thinkin that were thinkin he's trying to attract girls and be a babe magnet with this good boy look...."

              "not what im thinkin."

              "why not!?"

              "cause he's obviously super gay for tyler how are you not seeing this!?"

      there was a long pause.

               "did i ever tell you you're really smart?"

               "you didn't have to." ashley laughed.

               "did i also ever tell you that you really need to learn to think things through?"

               "don't hate me cause i'm beautiful!"

              "yeah okay, ashley. i hope you understand that this is totally switching our mindset and whatever 'plan' we had in mind. now we have to wait and watch it play out, josh dun is a bad kid. he's gonna get Tyler into trouble and we don't want that! but now that he's got pink hair and a unicorn-like exterior he's perfect for Tyler, but we never know what's underneath that! okay, if they get too close because of their common sense of adorable-ness, and then one day he decides to really be his bad guy self, Tyler's gonna get really hurt! I don't want him to!"

           another long pause.

                   "you're right. we need to hang out with josh and Tyler more."

                    "what?"

                     "tell Tyler to have a party with you, me, that kid brendon or braiden or whatever is name is, and josh! boom! there you go! it's perfect and we will get to know Josh's inner side, or where he is right now."

                     "perfect."