To Laurence and Garroth: I dare Laurence to eat a spider while holding a tarantula and for Garroth to go up to Levin and say, "Levin, I am your father!"
Angel: I honestly love what you guys come up with...
Laurence: SAYS YOU, YOU DONT HAVE TO DO ANY OF THIS
Garroth: At least I don't have to eat a spider...
Angel: But their good for you! Wait...make sure you don't eat caveire's cousins.
Laurence: Well how would I know which one is her cousin or not!?!
Angel: That's what you have to figure out. Garroth, do your dare....meanwhile I am going to hunt down this tarantula...
Garroth: um...Levin...I need you...
Levin: Yeah?
Laurence: This is going to be gold...
Garroth: Levin..I am your father...
Levin: ....
Laurence: *holding back laughter*
Aphmau: Wait what...wait...wha....soo...you know Matilda?
Garroth: Um....yeah!
Levin: ......
Darth Vader: DOES ARE LIES! LEVIN! I AM YOUR REAL FATHER!
Laurence: WAIT, WHEN DID....HOW DID YOU GET OUT OF THE MOVIE?!
Levin: wait...so..I HAVE TWO FATHERS?!
Aphmau: maybe there was a threesome going on....
Darth Vader: ...I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT
Laurence: oh god...no Aphmau....
Luke: ...wait, I thought you were MY father...
Darth Vader: *looks between Levin and Luke* .....I give up. Im calling your mother and getting this clear *walks off*
Levin: ....*turns to Garroth* so...you were saying?
Garroth: I GIVE UP TRYING TO BE A FATHER!
Laurence: you were never a father Garroth...
Angel: IM BACK! And I saw Darth Vader and Luke walk away...and Im not even going to ask...
Laurence: ...how did you find a tarantula...
Angel: oh I didn't find him! He found me! And bit me!
Garroth: *crying in the corner*
Angel: whats wrong with him?
Laurence: He's wondering what he did wrong in life.
Angel: ....ANYWAY! Im pretty sure these spiders aren't related to caveire in any way so...*puts the tarantula in Laurence's and shoves the other spider in Laurences mouth*
Laurence: MPHM!
Angel: Is this safe?
Garroth: *sniff* well...certain ones...
Laurence: *faints*
Angel: ...we killed him! Lets bury him! *grabs a shovel and starts to bury Laurence*
Spider that Laurence 'ate': *crawls out of Laurences mouth* AGHHHH ITS SO WET IN THERE
Garroth: ....
Angel: .....GET BACK IN THERE! *shoves the spider back in Laurences mouth*
Spider: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Tarantula: COUSIN LARRY! NUUUUUUUUU
Hyria: *kills the Tarantula with a broom* no spiders enter my forest and escape.....
Thank you @Icedragon147 for the dare! AND YES I AM ALIVE! Im going to try to make Dare chapters more frequently ^-^ also you should watch the music video for the song 'Build God, then We'll Talk'
Kekekeke~~!
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Ask the Bromance
RandomIf you were ever dying to ask Garroth or Laurence, maybe even both, something... Here's your chance!! Ask the Gaurence ship anything you wish!
