Ask the Bromance

Thanksgiving Special

Angel: WE NEED A TURKEY, TURKEY, WHERE'S A PERFEECTTT TURKEEYYY

Garroth: We just need to find a turkey and get out of here! We don't need to make a musical about it!

Laurence: Why do we have to hunt for a turkey? Can't we just go to the market and get a turkey?

Angel: Why pay for a turkey when there's a field of FREE turkeys up ahead!

Garroth: Besides Laurence, YOUR the one who suggested to hunt a turkey so we could impress Aphmau

Laurence: Oh yeah..

Angel: I SEE ONE! *jumps on top of a turkey* AGHHHHHH, IT BIT ME, I DIDNT KNOW THEY DID THAT! THATS IT! *stabs the turkey*

Laurence: Oh god..it looks like a murder scene...

Garroth: Of course it does, we just murdered a turkey..

Laurence: Well, actually, SHE murdered the turkey.

Angel: ...how are we going to cook it anyway? I'm not eating a turkey with feathers on it....and a beating heart, EW

Garroth: Oh yeah...we haven't figured that part out yet...

Laurence: What about Kawaii~Chan? She's good at cooking.

~At Kawaii~Chan's House~

Kawaii~Chan: No.

~Back at Angel's House~

Angel: Well...it appears that Kawaii~Chan doesn't like anything about dead turkeys...

Laurence: WELL, ITS GOING TO BE A FANATASTIC THANKSGIVING!

Garroth: I knew this would happen so I bought a turkey....*points to the fridge*

Angel: ...you could've told me that before I stabbed the damn turkey.

Laurence: SO do we just put it in the oven?

Garroth: Problem is, for how long?

Angel: THATS IT! IM CALLING APHMAU!

Aphmau: You want me to cook a turkey.

Garroth: THAT WAS QUICK

Aphmau: I was always here, it amuses me to watch you guys trying to cook.

Laurence: WHATEVER! Do you know how to cook a turkey?

Aphmau: I think so...what happened with Kawaii~Chan?

Angel: *points at the dead turkey* THAT happened.

Aphmau: What happened to the super market?

Garroth: EXACTLY

Laurence: shut up...

~After 5 hours of cooking~

Angel: So is everyone here?

Everyone: YES!

Aphmau: GOOD! Now we can say Grace.

Nekoette: ...who is Grace?

Dante: WHAT is Grace?

Aphmau: ...really?

Garroth: Well..it's a----wait, do you guys smell that?

Dmirti (I DONT KNOW IF I SPELLED IT RIGHT BUT SCREW IT): WASNT ME!

Nicole: DMIRTI!

Garroth: Ew..no...not that..it smells like...smoke..

Laurence: OH GOD! THE TURKEY!

Aphmau: YOU GUYS DIDNT TAKE OUT THE TURKEY?!

Angel: YOU TOLD US TO PUT IT IN THERE! YOU NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT TAKING IT OUT!

Kawaii~Chan: This is sad...

Donna: Don't start a fire!! I have children here!

Angel: YOU BETTER NOT BURN MY HOUSE DOWN!

Aphmau: THIS IS MY HOUSE!

Laurence: I GOT THIS! *dumps wine on the fire* (don't ask why they had wine there)

Everyone: WAIT, NO----

*Boom*

Garroth: YOU IDIOT!

Aphmau: WINE DOESNT HELP! IT MAKES IT WORSE!

Laurence: SORRY IF I THOUGHT IT WAS WATER!

Nekoette: MY APPLE PIE!

Angel: SCREW YOUR APPLE PIE, NEKOETTE, WHAT ABOUT MY HOUSE!?

Aphmau: IT'S MY HOUSE

Angel: NOT ANYMORE!

Dead Turkey: MWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

And that is why you shouldn't eat turkeys on thanksgiving.

next thanksgiving, have a tofu turkey!