The Random Book of Randomness

Intro

So, I'm just going to start right away.

If you were bored and just looking for something to occupy yourself, I suppose this would be the place to start. If you find yourself reading more than these first few sentences, my condolences. I'm insanely random and... yep. So, I'll be ranting about whatever and you'll probably read it and think; "this girl has to be legally insane." Thus deleting the book and never reading it again. Well, you'd be right.

P.S. To all Twi-Hards, I trash Twilight a lot. You'd better just stop reading.