This one is a request from @ask_gaz that is for Dib.
Me: Heyo!
All but Gir: -groans-
Gir: PUPPIES!!!
Me: Uhhh okay.... Well, ask_gaz has a dare for Dib!
Dib: I'm not jumping off a--
Ask_gaz: Listen! I dare you to swim in a pool with the most dangerous shark there is.
Me: Great! -covers Dib's mouth- Shh, quiet time. You can screm when you're dying. Intense research time!
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Me: Okay, Google.
Dib: No, ask Siri.
Me: SHUT UP DIB I'M USING MAH ANDROID!!!
Google: -noise thingy- "Shut up Dib I'm using my Android" -wattpad.something/this-book
Me: -rolls eyes- Okay Google what's the most dangerous shark?
Google: -noise yay- "Teh most dangerus shahrkk ish da bul shahrkk, da tigre shahrkk, aund da DRAGOOON AAAHHHH" -www.wikisomething.unreliable/lol-fool-i-edited-this-so-its-not-true
Me: -blink- Uhhh?
Dib: Well I guess that settles it, we can't do the dare let's go back to the studio and never dare me again!
Mrs. Bitters: -magical appearance- You WILL do the dare, Dib! -hiss-
Dib: Where did you come from?!
Mrs. Bitters: It all happened when Mummy and Dada fell in love...
Me: All RIGHT! No stupid stuff. I think the DRAGOOOON AHHHH was supposed to be great white, so I guess you'll be dead before we can help you. Good luck!
Dib: Wait, no--AHHHH!!! -teleport-
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Great white: -sorta Australian accent- Hello.
Dib: Don't eat me -^- (<---That's totally a face)
Tiger shark: Eat yew?! Humans are friends, not food!
Bull shark: Right, right.
Dib: So you won't eat me if I swim in the pool?
Great white: Come on in.
Dib: Maybe I won't die after all! -jumps in-
All sharks: Ooh human meat! -chomp-
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Dib: -reteleports- That.... wasn't fun.... -passes out-
Zim, Gaz, and Gir: -laughs-
Me: Well, seeing that Dib is in no condition to do anything else, that concludes the chapter! Bye!
All but Dib: -waves goodbye-
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Ask/Dare Invader ZIM People I Guess
RandomI was bored so this science accident was made and published. Yaaaay. Anyways, you can literally ask or dare anyone in the entire show--even the comics. One rule: No inappropriate content. Keep this as kid-friendly as Invader ZIM can get. Thanks! Eh...
