Ask/Dare 2

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This one is a request from @ask_gaz that is for Dib.

Me: Heyo!

All but Gir: -groans-

Gir: PUPPIES!!!

Me: Uhhh okay.... Well, ask_gaz has a dare for Dib!

Dib: I'm not jumping off a--

Ask_gaz: Listen! I dare you to swim in a pool with the most dangerous shark there is.

Me: Great! -covers Dib's mouth- Shh, quiet time. You can screm when you're dying. Intense research time!

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Me: Okay, Google.

Dib: No, ask Siri.

Me: SHUT UP DIB I'M USING MAH ANDROID!!!

Google: -noise thingy- "Shut up Dib I'm using my Android" -wattpad.something/this-book

Me: -rolls eyes- Okay Google what's the most dangerous shark?

Google: -noise yay- "Teh most dangerus shahrkk ish da bul shahrkk, da tigre shahrkk, aund da DRAGOOON AAAHHHH" -www.wikisomething.unreliable/lol-fool-i-edited-this-so-its-not-true

Me: -blink- Uhhh?

Dib: Well I guess that settles it, we can't do the dare let's go back to the studio and never dare me again!

Mrs. Bitters: -magical appearance- You WILL do the dare, Dib! -hiss-

Dib: Where did you come from?!

Mrs. Bitters: It all happened when Mummy and Dada fell in love...

Me: All RIGHT! No stupid stuff. I think the DRAGOOOON AHHHH was supposed to be great white, so I guess you'll be dead before we can help you. Good luck!

Dib: Wait, no--AHHHH!!! -teleport-

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Great white: -sorta Australian accent- Hello.

Dib: Don't eat me -^- (<---That's totally a face)

Tiger shark: Eat yew?! Humans are friends, not food!

Bull shark: Right, right.

Dib: So you won't eat me if I swim in the pool?

Great white: Come on in.

Dib: Maybe I won't die after all! -jumps in-

All sharks: Ooh human meat! -chomp-

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Dib: -reteleports- That.... wasn't fun.... -passes out-

Zim, Gaz, and Gir: -laughs-

Me: Well, seeing that Dib is in no condition to do anything else, that concludes the chapter! Bye!

All but Dib: -waves goodbye-

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