things that happen on wattpad

updates of last 24 hours

1. I found out I am going to see fall out boy in March

2. My mother's 37 year old friend has the hots for Pete Wentz

3. I searched how to escape from old white moms on Google and the first two links to pop up were Harriet Tubman and Hansel and gretel

4. My friend and I have planned to sacrifice our friend because she got to see 5h live

5. I sent my friends pictures of Lauren jauregui's legs and broken them

6. I have seen the force awakens and whispered "I am on the dark side" every five minutes throughout the movie

7. I have sent camila cabello a picture of Lauren jauregui's legs captioned 'enjoy'

8. I have taken a picture of my brother in ridiculous 3d glasses

9. I have invited a friend to a fall out boy concert

10. I have insulted my friend for not being in slytherin

11. I have said the words "Trust is good. Control is better."

12. I have made two of my cats hate me and the other shit on the couch

13. I have banged my leg into my couch as I ran away from a drunk 37 year old white mom

14. I have fought my mom over coffee

15. I have created a vine account

16. My life is in ruins