Before we start, just promise me you won't judge. Lol. I don't know what people consider hilarious because I hang out with insane people like myself.
By the way, no inappropriate questions. And PLEASE. NO. ZADR.
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Me: Hey, guys!
Gir: Hellooooooo! -smile-
Me: So, um, you've all been entered in a dare contest thingy and--
Dib: -looks up from spelldrive- Wait, what?!
Me: Please, it's not like you have a social life to ruin. It'll be fun!
Dib: -blushes and closes a picture of Dib-fangirls- Right...
Me: Okay, since we are on our first round, who goes first?
Zim: ZIM SHALL LEAD!! -dramatically jumps up from couch onto the coffee table- And my first dare.... DIB! I CHALLENGE YOU TO--
Me: Don't even say what I think you're going to...
Dib: -crosses arms- And I'm not jumping off a cliff, Zim.
Zim: -groans- Ffffine! Zim gives up his position as first to dare.
Gaz: How about the Me-girl.
Me: My name isn't Me.......... but good idea!
Gir: I GOTTA CUPCAKE!!! -shoves cupcake into Zim's mouth-
Zim: -screams and spits it out on Dib-
Dib: Really?!
Gaz: -laughs; stops laughing-
Me: My word, calm down. Okay, ummm, Dib I dare you tooooo... uhhh... hmm... -like, five minutes later- Oooh! I dare you to be teleported into the Warriors' world!
Dib: The what now?
Gaz: Fantasy book series, Dib. -throws Warrior Cats book at his face-
Dib: Cats?! Why do I have to be a--
Me: Too late, you have to do it! -teleport-
Dib: Uhhh...
Firestar: Bighead, DUCK!!!
Dib: My head's not--! -gets clawed in the head by Tigerstar- OW!
Scourge: DIE, FILTHY ANIMALS!!! -claws everyone-
Dib: -reteleport- WHY DID YOU MAKE ME DO THAT?!
Me: Entertainment. Besides, Warriors is my second favorite book. You wouldn't want to take place of Draco Malfoy... at least, not when he's that cute white ferret.
Dib: -face palm- Just end the chapter.
All: G'bye!!!
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Well, it's not the best. You're questions are probably going to be a LOT more interesting than Warrior Cats, so comment those dares! Every question is accepted as long as it follows my rules (no profanity, inappropriate content, etc.) Well, I'll wait a week and if there are no questions, I'll do another one of the things like this until I get a question. So, yeah. Bye!
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