Text bloopers and autocorrect fails of me (and friends)

Good Luck

Mini Me: -_- you know how I am. I can't back down from a dare. So yeah.
Me: True that. Good luck with that Salmonella. *salutes*
OH MY GOD! I MEANT SOLDIER!
Mini Me: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Me: OMG WTF 😂

2015