Horoscopes!!!!

The signs at work

Virgo arrives 15 minutes early and starts finishing projects months in advance. Gemini walks in, already on their third cup of coffee, and tries to look alive. Libra is busy schmoozing with all the higher-ups, while Aquarius has fallen asleep at their desk. Cancer is seen complaining to the manager about the loud music that Aries keeps playing from their cubicle. Sagittarius accidentally walks into a wall while trying to decide whether or not to help Pisces, who has dropped a large file of papers. Taurus was playing a video game at their desk, while Scorpio had to take an online training course about harassment in the work place. Meanwhile, Leo was all but begging for a promotion, while the big boss Capricorn was making a long
list of people to fire...