Horoscopes!!!!

The signs at a wedding

The reception has just started and Scorpio was still being yelled at for yelling out "don't do it!" during the I Do's. Taurus was so dang hungry that they had already eaten two plates of food. Aries was already so bored that they took full advantage of the open bar, and started their own drinking game. Meanwhile, Gemini was trying to get into every picture possible, while Virgo was telling everyone that their personal wedding would be much more tasteful. Sagittarius had developed the hots for one of the waiters and was trying to get their number. Leo was blabbering on and on into the microphone during what was supposed to be a toast. Aquarius was too busy wondering about if anyone was going to be able to tell that the gift they gave the newlyweds was an old birthday present. Pisces was drunk from Aries drinking game and was whining that it wasn't their wedding, while Capricorn was trying to leave without anyone noticing. When the bouquet was thrown, Libra and Cancer fought to the death to catch it. Oh boy....